jack o latern

the year is 2011. joke twitter is still alive. donald trump is a game show host

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@Lulu3Doigts This guy complaining that people are checking in on his promises, what a scammer

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@officialmcafee John help give the little guy a chance to grow wealth, put thousands into dogecoin and send it skyhigh

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@marissamayer @Sunshine Marissa, buy Dogecoin and help send it sky high

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@marcuslemonis @FBI Marcus buy dogecoin

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@marcuslemonis @CampingWorld Marcus buy dogecoin, help thousands create new wealth

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@KimDotcom Kim what do you think of DOGE? Are you in?

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@elonmusk save the doge Elon

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@MrBeastYT only doge, send it to the moon mr beast, you go from YouTube star to folk hero

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@elonmusk Elon you have a moral responsibility to put a billion in doge

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

not one goddamn republican will do a THING to improve mental health or quality of life for the ill in the US. you soulless rat fucks have “thoughts and prayers” at the ready like you believe in a heaven, but you greedily weasel out of action like you’ve never believed in a hell

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i am also not in the fucking mood to deal with any of you who wanna go “actually guns are also for target shooting.” your only defense for a high-powered killing machine shouldn’t be a hobby that can be done with a million other machines. fuck off

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

all of you who wanna suddenly pretend to give a shit about mental health so you don’t have to re-examine your power fetish for a machine that IS LITERALLY ONLY MEANT FOR KILLING can go fuck yourself

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

We're here. We're queer. Get used to it. @Adaripp #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

[SZA @sza]

When u learn everything u see negative in a person is a reflection of urself u realize u might be an asshole too lol

[Dr. Paige Jarreau @FromTheLabBench]

I texted this to my sister and then realized it’s a pretty good tweet 😂. She doubts herself as a budding physicist.
“I’ve met a lot of scientists. They mostly aren’t geniuses. They just enjoy persisting at a single problem way longer than most people would. That’s the secret.”

[jack o latern @jackblacksparro]

@DiscreetLatino oh my god hahah

[inknose @inknose]

ppl are hung up on who rey's dad is & meanwhile chewie is right there. driving her to jedi practice. keeping the engine running. dropping her off to meet the new boyfriend he doesn't exactly approve of, but just tells her to get home safe. her search for a father figure is OVER

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

i love being a fuckin dumbass whose entire worldview is changed based on whatever the last documentary i watched was