Jack Caramac

Just a sweet-toothed travelling beatnik. Free thypo for every twat.

[Jack Caramac @JackCaramac]

@joycemcm @RobDunsmore 11pm BST, midnight UTS, and we have very limited storage. Storage is designed to hold a lot of energy for limited time periods (a few hours). The physics and engineering become very different for longer storage periods.

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@EvanMcFarlane Well, should they be?

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@David3228551 @EwenDCameron Fenian alliance, robbed Hearts. Grow up losser.

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@msm_monitor Neil McCann arguing like a pub drunk. Tom English is bang on.

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@TypeForVictory @MhairiHunter Sorry, do you really think that the SNP or any other party would stop people from England moving to Scotland?

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@oldspeak_books Thanks for the completely unnecessary condescending lecture. Which century are you from?

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@AnnabelDenham1 Peasant.

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@ToffeeDaz76 @80_mcswan So I'm the bitter cunt but you're posting about sweaty socks? Grow up son.

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@ToffeeDaz76 @80_mcswan Argued like a ten year old. Golly good!

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@groundhawg420 @Savageboston @BostonGlobe Great idea!

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@DerylLynn They don't, MPs do as I discovered when I was about 10 years old. Should we directly elect a PM/President?

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@ScouseDartsFan @Met4CastUK Then, for the hard of thinking, ignore the colours and compare the temperatures.

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@CharlizeTheroff @Met4CastUK That's Adelaide, South Australia not north western Europe.

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@UileamMcOistin @daniellismore The whole thing is utter bullshit. His contribution on variation, spectrum and binary is nonsensical. If true, we would commonly encounter people with variable numbers of limbs and heads, which themselves would have variable numbers of digits and ears. And it doesn't get better.

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@AdaLluch A fair proportion of your language is derived from Arabic.

[Molly @Molly_AFC]

🚨🗣️New: Thierry Henry reacts to the USA vs Paraguay stoppage for TV commercials:

“I’ve spent my entire life in this beautiful game — as a player at the highest level, as a fan, and now as someone who analyses it every week — and what unfolded during that USA versus Paraguay match left me deeply frustrated. The fourth official standing there on the touchline, arm raised high, instructing the referee to hold the restart… not for any injury, not for tactical reasons, and not even primarily for player hydration in that scorching heat. No. It was because the broadcast team hadn’t finished airing all their commercials. That’s not football. That’s a television show pretending to be a World Cup match.

The beautiful game is being strangled by greed. Players are out there in the heat, ready to restart, momentum building like a storm about to break — and we pause everything so the sponsors can cash in. It’s like stopping a symphony mid-crescendo because the advertisers want their jingle heard. Football didn’t conquer the world by turning into American sports with endless timeouts and ad breaks. We had rhythm, flow, emotion that flowed like a river. Now? It’s dammed up for dollars.

This isn’t about hydration or player welfare anymore — it’s a slippery slope where the soul of the game is sold piece by piece. Fans deserve better. Players deserve better. The referee on that pitch looked like a puppet on strings controlled from some broadcast truck. Enough is enough. We need to protect what made this sport the greatest on Earth before it disappears completely.”

The World Cup should be football’s cathedral. Instead, we’re turning it into a shopping mall with a pitch in the middle.

And here’s the question nobody wants to answer: if the fourth official is waiting for commercials, then who is really running the game? FIFA? The referee? Or the broadcasters?

Because the moment football starts asking advertisers for permission before asking the players, you’ve crossed a line.

The World Cup is supposed to be the showcase of football. Not the showcase of who paid the most for airtime.”

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@1967lisbonlions @Keir_Starmer Utter bullshit. Show your data.

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@GeraldoRivera Apart from obvious evidence to the contrary, do bear in mind that Hilter spent a lot of his time off he's tits on crystal meth...

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@Polymarket Yer arse..

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@tinscognito__ Why would anyone in their right mind search TikTok for advice on choking?