Jaxon critt Nberger

real big heart
fucked up guy though. 111

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

nah I don't have Venmo 🐐

[BasedBiohacker @BasedBiohacker]

things i fuck with HEAVILY:

- listening to movie soundtracks while working
- lapping lazy mfs who claim "health" as their reason for inaction (cope)
- never doing more than one thing at a time
- a highly diverse playlist of music i only play when driving recklessly (loud)
- never using apple pay
- always picking up the check when with larger parties (mog the other boyfriends) and then saying "nah i don't have venmo"
- cold crypto wallets (several)
- swallowing a few spoonfuls of kefir after taking modafinil on an empty stomach (gutmaxxing)
- seamlessly falling into deep flow and forgetting to look at the time for 8 hours
- getting a bottle instead of a glass
- putting offline people on to this side of X
- occasionally megadosing l-tyrosine
- ragebaiting neurotic peaters by hating on carbs
- occasionally working out without a plan and just doing fun exercises (small dose bromantane before sesh)
- seeing dark circles in the mirror when brushing my teeth (modafinil war scars)
- judging random people based on baseless preconceived notions
- anytype (FUCK notion)
- tom collins' whiskey sour's
- buying new phones (feels so good for some reason)
- talking with the uber driver (they always have the most insane stories, 90% made up)
- sleeping too late yet still waking too early because i love what i do so much
- drake (but in a cool, lowkey way)
- disappearing for a few days
- going on walks (never do it though)
- proving the doubters wrong - but never directly, they'll find out eventually
- popping an armodafinil and treating a saturday as a monday (time does not exist when you're this locked in)

things i don't fuck with:
- adderall
- notion
- anyone who sticks to one dogma until death and won't even consider looking at things from different perspectives
- fat people
- anyone who says they're going to do something then don't do said thing
- anyone who says "i'm tired"

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

A lot of young men waste their athletic peak focusing solely on getting big and strong in the gym.

Gym is excellent, obviously, but some of you are completely unaware of latent superior & fast twitch genetics you possess. Could achieve near superhuman feats in your youth beyond just being jacked if you trained for them.

Optimal transition of the body through life is to maximise your athletic capacity before age 35. Focusing on being as explosive, agile, and co-ordinated as possible. You will never be more athletic than this. Father time atrophies those metrics first.

You'll have to be very strong to reach the peak anyway, but brute strength is the last to decline & you can make absurd strength and size gains well after age 40.

In everything you do:
It is worth seeing the heights you can reach.

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

Don't take a rocket scientist to figure it out

[JC @JoshOnAir]

My UFC credential has already been revoked so I’ve got nothing to lose.

Here’s the truth:

Conor & team informed Dana earlier in the week that he had a knee injury.

Dana told them the show MUST go on.
No refunds.

Because of the financial implications McGregor was forced to try.

People inside became aware that McGregor was comprised, and THAT’S why the betting line moved significantly prior to walkouts.

But since in excess of 80% + of the bets AND money legally wagered were on McGregor, this allowed the UFC’s sportsbook partners to win tens of millions in profit from unsuspecting (and uninformed) customers.

Shameful and disgusting business practice for the sake of pure greed, all at the expense of their own fans.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Toddler running to show you some bullshit they can do

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@HappyPunch Takes 1 fkn guy that's not fully retarded

Rather simple fix.

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

Aged like Milk

Bones like jello

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

Connah is going to kill the little Hawaiian punching bag

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@Cal_UpTheTigs @FreeThinkUK @jedigoodman Ahhh the old coke and alcohol

Pre fight wobble

https://t.co/Az1D757wsm

[Ken Holbrook (living wage investor) @MMAG33K]

#UFC Conor McGregor, walked in injured, watch him taking off his shoes before the fight.

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@FreeThinkUK @jedigoodman Careful Icarus

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@jedigoodman "I wouldn't know that"

The 1 guy who would know if he was hurt before it.... LmFAO

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@jedigoodman Dana lying through his teeth.

His left hand continually squeezing his right, can tell he's nervous

"Welll it did 44 million views"

Nobody asked. G

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@SpiritofourLord @Sourceofboxing @judaichi 👋🏼

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@Sourceofboxing Will never forget seeing some guy throw a kick at Rampage while sparring that was apparently unagreed on

Page proceeded to KO bro in next 10 seconds and smash his face in while he was unconscious on his back while Tiki laughed

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@Sourceofboxing Safe to say,, mans didn't appreciate the shoulder check

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

The fellas always say this out on the 🦴🦴yard

[Naval @naval]

You won’t get rich just working hard, but if you don’t work hard, you won’t get rich.

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@Slave4Cash @ViciouslyInsane And quit tweeting about it

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@Slave4Cash @ViciouslyInsane Oh no big Don, you might have to put them in their place

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@dukeofmissouri @PunxsutawneyT @wonderbondmma @WonderboyMMA && I too. Come find out

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@wonderbondmma @WonderboyMMA Boy got more red marks on his neck than a 16 year-old that just got his first car

[Poirier & McGregor Fan @ConorMcPoirier]

“Hey babe, my dad and his friends went to watch the Conor McGregor fight at the bar and I have the house all to myself😉”

Me on my way to the bar to watch the Conor fight with her dad:

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@saradotxyz To help calm my nerves, I went down to the Pacific to dip in the water. When I walked out to the water, I stood a moment and paused. It was at this point A Shoe washed up on the shore. One single shoe.

🪞🌎

[Jaxon critt Nberger @jackcritt7]

@saradotxyz Years back while living in LA
I was hiking down to Malibu Canyon with my friend. Upon hiking down, I stumbled fell for 10 seconds. And held onto this little branch by a cliff. Both my shoes came off during the fall. One I recovered. The other flew off the ledge. Well afterwards