jack fatcat

[Yeet @worstbanevader]

Didnt deport enough. Naturalized too many. Congrats gop, you made amnesty with people who will never vote for you. Should have listened.

[Karai (辛い) 🌶🐹🌶 @Karai_Dan]

When I was 13 or 14 someone came up behind me, wacked me in the side with a baseball bat, and stole my backpack.

If I could’ve, I would’ve poured boiling water on him to prevent this from happening.

The only people who say stuff like this have never been in a bad situation.

[Perma Banned ထ🔨 @GiveMeBanHammer]

I would like to hear from these “activists” how burning down a Chinese man’s restaurant and home helps in providing “better education”.

Tell me, oh “moral and good heroes”.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

a lot of these kids gonna be voting in 2028

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

"What if I showed you the consequences of Democrat economic policies in a blue state and juxtapose them with an explicitly capitalist Special Economic Zone in China?"

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Since Lindsay Clancy's trial. 82 mothers have killed 123 of their children.

Why is this not being talked about?

[Joe Hart @JHartFlips]

“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car”

My brother in Christ,

In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion.

Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going.

The UN never took his offer.

[Tom Bombadillo @tom_barmadillo]

Social Security is going insolvent because older generations didn't have enough kids to keep the program going. So the obvious solution is to raise taxes on young people who are already struggling with family formation and having even fewer kids. Can't see how that will go wrong.

[Venom @VenomKitetsu]

Paramore: Tells you when to vote, how to vote, and who to vote for.

Metallica: Thanks everyone for making the show, enourages everyone to have fun and ignore the bullshit for a night.

But somehow Metallica is the problem child. 🤔

[FOXPILE @FrezshDraws]

The last time the United States *didn't* name one of our helicopters after a tribe, the Natives got pissed off btw

[jack fatcat @jackfatcat1]

@Acerola_t @elijah_semyonov Evil for providing a service that everyone likes and willing uses, the classic. Evil cause their service is too good and competitors can’t compete. Soooo evil.

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

I really don't have a problem with what women wear to the gym or a night out. I just wish they would stop pretending like they don't want to be sexualized.

[BackNowWhat @lieevertold]

Absolutely sickening

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

You need to earn

$7594 per week

To have the same spending power as a full time boomer kid working at a bowling alley for minimum wage

[Mattias @BanAllBooks]

I take 2 Viagra and walk around the grocery store commando in gray sweatpants for MYSELF, not to tease or excite all those horny pervert women

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

Insane that women, literally half of all humans, are beyond the pale to lightly poke fun at.

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

In 120 years we went from hanging horse thieves to "sorry this illegal alien r4ped and killed your daughter, but his IQ is too low to stand trial or know right from wrong."

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Exhibit A on why immigrants shouldn't be allowed to participate in any conversation on what America should do.

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

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