Jack

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@LNER This is literally such bad service. We've been told on board that it wasn't cancelled, then that its being cancelled at doncaster, now that its terminating at York???

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@LNER im currently on this train but no one knows (including the train manager and all the staff) whether its cancelled or not...? The train is still announcing that we're going to London

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@TomRalph1 @gempinkheart @JasonManford I really am sorry you're thick mate. All the best with it

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@TomRalph1 @gempinkheart @JasonManford You're thick I'm afraid Tommy, all the best mate.

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@LNRailway Hi. On the Birmingham New St train at Northampton. Driver just keeps saying "technical difficulties". Please can you confirm what the issue is and whether we're likely to move?

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@ellinst @simon_schama @LaylaMoran You can just say the second bit you know.

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@maxrushden Pretty sure I saw Rob Green going to see absurdist clown Paul Currie at the Soho Theatre earlier this year

[The Big Difference @BigDiff_Venue]

Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe 2023, Urooj Ashfaq is coming to the Big Difference on 26th January!

Book your tickets at https://t.co/15LdtLdOtz

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@Sashu97 @campbellclaret Evergreen tweet

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@SimonMagus @Lil_VixenVicky @jamiesusskind @OmarWaraich @HadleyFreeman Not according to the UN but sure

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@LarryBradyBunch @marknelsoncomic How's being thick going for you bruv? You enjoying it?

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@nxcare hello. Waiting at blackpool coach station for Manchester 8.15 coach. No sign of it and we have a connection. Please can you advise when it'll arrive

[Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman]

Remind me again, where’s the right side of history here?

[Will @wsebag]

The guy who filmed that Russell Brand video

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@s72225750 Ah well, I tried. Enjoy believing that the multi-millionaire conman and confirmed wrongun has your best interests at heart. That video certainly looks like the work of an innocent man to me

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@matthewjmartin_ Because people have tried before. Repeatedly. If you really think "the MSM" cares enough about Russell fucking Brand to frame him, there's no helping you. He's a grifter and his chat about corporate greed (valid or not) is to make money. That's all there is to it

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@s72225750 Mate, you are done. If you really think "the MSM" cares enough about Russell fucking Brand to frame him, you've lost your mind. He's a grifter and people like you are useful idiots to him. Pathetic

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@matthewjmartin_ No, these accusations have been around for nearly a decade. His pivot to "MSM"-challenging truth teller is a move to make money and allow him to deny these allegations as a conspiracy, the same allegations that mean he doesn't booked for TV anymore. You're being played

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@adamrowecomedy I am shooky wook.

[Jack @jackflaussen]

@s72225750 These rumours have been around for nearly a decade lol. His pivot to "MSM"-challenging truth teller is because he can't get on TV anymore and so he can deny these exact allegations. You've been played I'm afraid, sorry little buddy x