jookie

just kidding a bimbo never dies

[jookie @JackGolden46]

Some of y’all didn’t have to wait 10 rounds of Heads Up 7UP to get your thumb pressed down and it really shows

[wuf @bong_rot]

He sees you when you're giving
He knows when you have ate
He clocks if you're a flop or slay
So be fierce for goodness sake

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[pj @pjayevans]

Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people

[jill @stevienicks420]

Jill Stein when she accidentally wins tonight

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

BREAKING: Shailene Woodley saves dog from a pit using her excavator

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

just like alanis morrisette said “it’s like a massive hornet in your trebbiano chardonnay blend”

[mar @buggirl29]

She needs a wellness check

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 told me kung fu panda is real and they test medicines on him

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

wishing everyone a happy pride month 💕

[rasp @sasharbie]

oh hey boo

[Khalid Shawarma 🪬 @l0tswife]

you can lead a doll to kiki but you can't make her queen out

[Adam Gilbert @AdamGilbert__]

they call em baby carrots cause when i take a bite i go oh baby!

[اقرأ @ghoulhag]

“this diva” - me about my dad