Jack Prefontaine 🇺🇸

writing Hotel Fontaine on @substack

[darkacademician @darkacademician]

weird vibe about women. I may be wrong but just something off about it.

[David Crockett @davidcrockett08]

It’s not the most famous Inaugural but I’ve always had a soft spot for Bill Clinton’s 1993 line, “There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.”

It’s an appropriate thing to take heart to as we look back on 250 years, and work ahead.

[Jack Prefontaine 🇺🇸 @jackhpre]

Conservatives hate hot women

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

America 250 if Kamala Harris won:

[johnny magaturd @dohnnymaga]

@mkhammer https://t.co/nd2cbMDHCj

[Jack Prefontaine 🇺🇸 @jackhpre]

Mary Katherine having a normal one

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

Lib: "Happy birthday."

USA: "Thanks!" (Eating apple pie)

Lib: "You’re not perfect."

USA: "Yeah…okay."

Lib: "People say you’re exceptional."

USA: "Oh, that’s nice!"

Lib: "You ARE exceptional."

USA: "Thank you?"

Lib: "What makes you exceptional is that we can still change everything that is so crappy about you! YOU ARE PRETTY TERRIBLE."

USA: "This seems like a time and place issue. It’s my birthday."

Lib: "And on every single birthday you have disappointed me."

USA: "I never said I was perfect. But I feel pretty proud of what we’ve built."

Lib: "YOU NEED TO BE DIFFERENT. YOU’RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE."

USA: "Becoming better was kinda the point. There’s a plan for doing that in my birth docs."

Lib: "And here you are, obsessing over your good traits and accomplishments ON YOUR BIRTHDAY."

USA: "Mm-hmm, that seems kinda normal."

Lib: "GAH, YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!"

USA: "I think maybe you're just not interested in a bday party?"

Lib: "Oh, great tolerance! Way to live up to your values! This is what I MEAN about you!"

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

all four grandparents born abroad btw

[o @acquaintf8]

I’ll never forget that tweet that said Disneyland is for people who crave walkable cities without having to see poor people

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

do communists know that the hammer and sickle are supposed to represent working

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Pure, unadulterated sauce. He just oozes presidential energy.

[Ed Tarnowski @edtarnowski]

On July 4, 1776, 0.3 percent of the world’s population lived in a democracy.

Today, nearly half does.

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Not confronting that these guys, their views, and their aspirations are real is one good way to ensure we allow all of it to spread.

[Jack Prefontaine 🇺🇸 @jackhpre]

He should have ran in 2016

[FactPost @factpostnews]

President Biden: Americans never bow. We never bend. We never break when confronted with crisis. We endure, we overcome, and we always, always, always move forward. We are America, second to none, and we own the finish line.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

President Biden: Americans never bow. We never bend. We never break when confronted with crisis. We endure, we overcome, and we always, always, always move forward. We are America, second to none, and we own the finish line.

[ed 🇺🇸 @ed_dems]

this Biden would’ve won Indiana

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

A communist will never say that, nor a liberal, nor a conservative, nor a libertarian, because that's not what the Declaration of Independence says. Undoubtedly, this was the pinnacle of our 250 years.

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

The man is just physically incapable of leaving the politics out of it. So fucking exhausting.

[Jack Prefontaine 🇺🇸 @jackhpre]

Canadians don’t have opinions on the 4th

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Do you know why I'm pissed off on this July 4th? Because I'm seeing the greatest country in the history of the world increasingly bathing in the infinity pool of parasitic suicidal empathy (as has occurred with much of the West). PLEASE activate your inner honey badger and defend American freedom. Do not take American Exceptionalism for granted. Fight! Fight! Fight!

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

@GadSaad Slurp your maple syrup, watch Trailer Park Boys, and keep my fucking country’s name out of your boomer shithole mouth.

[The Alex Nowrasteh @AlexNowrasteh]

“Trump may have misquoted the Declaration but that’s ok because the Declaration should have said that.”

-NatCons, probably

[Sylvain Catherine @sc_cath]

France has a long history of going broke, but this was the best way so far.