Jack Thomas

i tip my servers, return my shopping carts and rejoice in the success of my neighbor.

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

Official website https://t.co/ygT6XyXOqo
@LlexaBlack @tmcook1126 @Superboy499 @Culture_Shared @kevinfitts @FrancaAperi @puppypuddle @jdricks91 @rmns1212mtowers @squatchrights

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

Seize the time !
@LlexaBlack @tmcook1126 @Superboy499 @Culture_Shared @kevinfitts @FrancaAperi @puppypuddle @jdricks91 @rmns1212mtowers @squatchrights

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

Consider the strong possibility that any news articles or opinions dividing us about the #Coronavirus crisis originates from #FentanylChina or #Russia. We can autopsy ourselves later. If we are doing it in the MIDDLE OF THE BATTLE, It isn't coming from people on our side.

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

Im praying for all those affected by the #StockMarketCrash2020. Luckily, I already lost all of my money in the stock market earlier this yr so I was practically unaffected🙌

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The European Union is coming to Washington tomorrow to negotiate a deal on Trade. I have an idea for them. Both the U.S. and the E.U. drop all Tariffs, Barriers and Subsidies! That would finally be called Free Market and Fair Trade! Hope they do it, we are ready - but they won’t!

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

@bradleyquist We moved here. We'll be here until the end of September. In case you want to come visit🙂

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

Sitting in a very authentic Mexican restaurant here in Singapore, taking in the atmosphere and watching cricket, Mexico's national sport.

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

The year is 2038, thousands of tourists pass this mural of @realDonaldTrump every day as they arrive in Pyongyang International Airport, on their way to ski the world class slopes at Trump International Ski Resort and Hotel.

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

@pitchfork This review reads more like a personal rating of Kanye's tweeting rather than an objective review of the album.

[Defend Assange Campaign @JulianAssange]

CIA agents flood into Democrats as candidates for 2018 mid term elections https://t.co/oWw2tYqag5

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

@CapitalOne I'm trying to activate my new card. Could you dm me?

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

@tradingview I was suddenly locked out of my account and have been unable to log back in. Then, when I click on support, it asks me to log in. How can I get this fixed?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

[Defend Assange Campaign @JulianAssange]

Russian nuclear bribery investigation reveals that Russia routed millions to the Clintons https://t.co/ti7ycn7auf

[what @whatexchange]

@Forbes @nytimes @WSJ Who will cover this blatant corruption?
Look @ all of the @jpmorgan activity. $crypto #bitcoin
https://t.co/M1Fo5ajO7o

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

@HoustonTX toll roads are run by a greedy cartel.

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

@HCTRA charged me $500 for not knowing to update my plate even though I have an EZ tag. Will only reduce to $240. #despicable #bereaucracy

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

@AskMikeHopkins Very true. It's basically the songs Dave Grohl was writing for Nirvana that he ended up finishing/recording alone.

[Jack Thomas @JackHThomas]

The first album was pretty good. Even better if you imagine Kurt Cobain singing on all the tracks. https://t.co/9qZifsrnPv

[Mike Hopkins @AskMikeHopkins]

Foo Fighters suck. Fight me.

[Portlandia @portlandia]

Cheat day. #Portlandia