Action Jackson

[Action Jackson @jackhumphrey997]

@TrevorSAndersen I had a teacher for an insurance licensing course that would talk about how much she loves McDonald’s and how she eats it every single day, all three meals. She told us she doesn’t even have a stove or oven in her house cus she just eats McDonald’s all the time

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The New York Knicks are four wins away from their first championship in 53 years and the only thing standing in their way is a 9-foot-tall French Shaolin alien.

[Action Jackson @jackhumphrey997]

I witnessed this exact move in the pit at a King gizzard show last year and I’ve been trying to describe it in detail to so many people since then. I’m so happy this video exists

[ZAM Haber @ZamHaberAjans]

1998 yılındaki bir düğünde gerçekleştirilen helikopter dansı

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son called me crying

“Dad, school ended 4 hours ago. I’m still waiting for you to pick me up!”

Click.

I hung up.

Weak pitch. No clear call to action. Didn’t give me a reason to care.

I went back to cold emailing billionaires.

He’ll have to learn a better way to get my attention if he wants my help.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Aye Baker, you fuckin HOOPIN

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

[shiloh @shilohikem]

really should’ve learned back feebles when i was 12 like everyone else

[𝙆𝙖𝙞 @Wizard11KAI]

This is the craziest statline I’ve ever seen

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

I get… mad zooted I got this bad thing I recruited

[bo 🪴 @tezah__]

I’m not trying to be dramatic but this should damage his legacy like a lot a lot

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

easiest episode ever

1) larry thinks game is over and leaves to get something to eat
2) hurries back to seat in final minute
3) rushes eating his food
4) chokes
5) grabs neck
6) suz yells at him to cut it out, u cant make that sign here
7) haliburton sees it
8) haliburton choke

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[natalie @nataliestwt]

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Aw crap. I accidentally got addicted to the calculator that doesnt get anything right and was only invented six months ago. I let it do everything for me 🤦🏻‍♀️ But at least I have more free time to eat poop and crap from the toilet

[Zito @_Zeets]

Payton Pritchard looks like he plants evidence to meet his arrest quota

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Yeah sure, bring your 17 kids to the skatepark and don’t teach them anything about etiquette 🙄 These parents are pissing me off more and more every day man

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Hey dude, LOVING the AI art. Have you considered killing yourself?