Jax

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[𝓔𝓵 𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓻ó𝓷 @ZBankEnt]

The dog brought a cow home like it was about to come inside LMFAOOOO

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

I’m losing my mind over this

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Man received a nice letter from the person who purchased his VHS player

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[Cats Make Us Better 🐾 @BetterWithCat]

My Kitty is on Vibration Mode 🐱

[mj @itssss_martelll]

That song the jellyfish were playing on that spongebob episode.

[wild milk @_wildmilk]

lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes????

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

medusa was the first woman to be fergalicious (put them boys on rock rock)

[nick @parrspective]

those who stand for nothing, fall for anything

[Bad Guy @ZairianKing]

Do pandas actually have a purpose or are they just here for vibes?

[Jessika @thejbellaa]

To-go margaritas was the peak of covid.