@cher I love you. It’s my sisters 30th birthday and she would love a quick hello from you. She’s been through it and you are her idol. Her name is Sam. 🥰Lots of love, Jackie
Taurus on Zoom
-has attempted professional lighting
-is constantly eating and drinking things during the meeting (albeit gracefully)
-suddenly the camera tilts and you realize they’re actually in bed
The moon: gay
The sun: very gay
The Universe: extremely gay
Astrology: even gayer
Poetry: new levels of gay
Astro Poets: obviously so gay it's insane
Happy National #ComingOutDay
@chaninicholas I was once obsessively messaging a Scorpio who lives in the states and because I was too lazy to turn on my iMessage my sexting bill was over $400. #tauruslife
I asked twitter what the most on brand story about their sun sign was and I received the most amazing, endearing, deranged tales from childhood. In honor of today’s moon in Scorpio, I give you this selection ❤️... https://t.co/jjl8nwpLkL