mr. mungus sandman

right what’s all this then

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

There’s general wisdom that something in SF that seems really dorky is probably something ONLY dorky people in San Francisco do (most of us don’t claim this energy)

[sean @seanta___]

anyone have theories on why all SF parties have a strong gimmick or theme but most NYC parties don’t need one?

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

When you’re having the worst month of your life you can always count on the “interim service now” alert to go off in your car

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

@CatOrman1 I was literally JUST saying this

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

BREAKING: trump dead at 30

[harky @theharkyp]

The sheer abuse of the term mid century modern on facebook marketplace ….

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

We stand on the shoulders of business

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

I know somebody else who was standing on business

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

Reremy Jenner

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

If you’re not clocking and I’m standing on business…then who’s driving the car??

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

@DymeArachnyd Shrock

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

I am the opposite of JD Vance….I show up to Chicago ONCE and the pope is elected (?) from there

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

@milquepoast Wait….genius

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

currently experiencing a kind of anxiety that only Peg by Steely Dan can ameliorate

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

Was on hold with @united for 45 minutes and once I got someone on the line she had so much attitude that she hung up on me? Meanwhile I will stop telling people how much I love United it was ruined with one ill timed call and now I likely can’t get where I’m going 😭

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

i can never delete this app

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

Always hilarious to see men’s opinions about things like this….you guys really aren’t paying attention at all huh

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

I'm sorry but this has gotta be a cash cow. What starts in Dubai always finds its way to America.

It's a robot manicure machine. This one is at an airport.

The nail salon in the same airport is $55. This machine? $17.

Gimme 14 of them right now.

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

False

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

Larry David coded

[New York Post @nypost]

Jeff Bezos face-plants while trying to greet fiancee Lauren Sanchez after return to Earth https://t.co/TDe5iEFgBU

[mr. mungus sandman @jackiedaytona_]

lol yes it is this sucks

[kitze 🇺🇸🦅🔫🍺🏈💸💪⚾️🏀 @thekitze]

I’m sad to announce that interior designer is not a profession anymore