Jackie Marr

I kiss my dog on the lips.

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

My Tinder Convos
Tinder Match:So you like dogs?
Me:No, I love dogs
...
TM:Any book recommendations?
Me:Zayn from One Direction's new book.

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

@astegeland We had to cheat our way to the end of the one at the Queens Farm Museum

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

@CountVonCount Miss you!!! Cant wait for 3,986!

[Andrew Farmer @thatsajellyfish]

Forgive me for bringing this up once more, but in “Mary Poppins” when all the chimney sweeps pour into the Banks home from the fireplace, the cook screams “They’re at it again!”which implies that this has happened to her before & that is, I think, the funniest thing in the world.

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

@astegeland Be my Apple Watch friend!

[m @msnetik]

I have been quiet for too long but I can’t stay silent any longer is anyone going to acknowledge that Taylor Swift used the Mamma Mia font

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

if i text you 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🤰that means mamma mia! here i go again

[Allison Stegeland @astegeland]

it’s pronounced dunekirk

[Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist]

My fall plans Delta variant

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

My fall plans / the delta variant

[Cat Sebastian @CatSWrites]

girls don't want a boyfriend they want a solution to the isabella stewart gardner heist

[World Gymnastics @gymnastics]

Standing ovation and not a dry eye in the house for the #ArtisticGymnastics legend Oksana Chusovitina 🇺🇿 as she takes her final @Olympics bow. The 46-year-old today became an 8⃣-time Olympian, competing on Vault for the last time at @Tokyo2020 ❤️

#Tokyo2020 #Olympics

[JP @jpbrammer]

fireworks don’t give me anything that ABBA can’t

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

Why isn’t the BeDazzler™️ sponsoring the US gymnastics championships?

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

@astegeland Cat fart 🐱💨 and dog fart 🐶💨

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

@ehornz Literally me for the past 410 days

[Jackie Marr @jackiedogz]

@DMEricAndrew I watched it on mute on a plane 10/10

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me, almost 30: CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE FIFTEEEEEEN

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

the cdc’s evil plan to feminize society is making the vaccine cards just a little too big to fit in a standard wallet so everyone will need to carry a purse at all times if they want to receive their free krispy kreme donut