Jackie Carpenter 

criminal defense attorney who loves coffee, hot wings, pugs and football! Go Houston Texans and Longhorns!

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Toe Tappin' Dalton 👀

📺 : @nfloncbs

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

Am I the only one that saw this Love, Hurts commercial??? It is straight heat!

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

"Love Hurts"

Jordan Brand celebrates Jalen Hurts first Super Bowl win in new ad 🦅

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

That PreKick Show was fire. Very NOLA. A true tribute to the city. #SuperBowlLIX

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

How many times do you think they will cut to Taylor Swift during the SuperBowl? My guess is 15.

You could turn this into a drinking game if you don’t value your liver. #SuperBowlLIX

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

Wrong! I need avocados.

[Rocky 🇺🇸 Boa @RockyTrumpboa]

@AP Good luck - Donald Trump means business and you need the US more than we need you.

[Chanteezy! ♉️💛 @iamchanteezy]

Just reminding folks where my attention is….

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

The greatest threat we face, is not simply their actions. But our silence.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Time zones are weird.
It's 2pm in Japan.
It's 6am in Germany.
It's 1930s in USA.

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

I don’t even know that song. I was wondering what she has sung. Then decided it wasn’t worth googling. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Do you need 2🤔 @IamBluPearl]

@ReecieColbert The general public knows Carrie Underwood mostly for that one song about damaging her cheating boyfriend's vehicle.

I don't know what bird told her she was on the same level as Beyoncé Our Lady Gaga.

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

@breezybetter07 @Phil_Lewis_ Black people will have jobs . . . in the fields (like the good ole days when America was great). 🙄
People about to learn about not voting.

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

@ThatAlvaJohnson @2RawTooReal Why am I so tickled? I really like the idea of self care. I keep shrugging and tell people that I am part of the 92 percent.

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

Nothing, absolutely nothing will ever shame them. They will always find a way to justify their vote.

[Bluebird pooped an X @bluebirdpoopies]

@Angry_Staffer Its going to take a lot more evil than that to shame the group that cheered getting their convicted felon elected again.

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

All right, CJ! We see you, Sir! That was a nice save. Now bring it home. #Texans

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

Lassiter is taking no prisoners today. #Texans #defense

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

#Texans could win cause DEFENSE came to play. Just need offense to get its head out its ass. #Stroud #LACvHOU

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

Beyonce made everyone want to be a Texan! I am a Texan and have never felt so seen. #BeyonceBowl

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

I thought once a QB runs, he becomes a runner for all intents and purposes and loses the special treatment of QB.

I do hope Lawrence is ok, but I don’t see what went wrong. Azeez wasn’t even looking at the QB while getting up and attacked from behind by #17 of Jacksonville.

[Jordan Pun @Texans_Thoughts]

Ugly looking hit by Azeez on Lawrence

Easy to say it’s dirty but he’s going low, Lawrence slides late, headshot

Hope Lawrence is okay 🙏

https://t.co/mGwaZSSXzH

[Jordan Pun @Texans_Thoughts]

Ugly looking hit by Azeez on Lawrence

Easy to say it’s dirty but he’s going low, Lawrence slides late, headshot

Hope Lawrence is okay 🙏

https://t.co/mGwaZSSXzH

[Jackie Carpenter  @jackieesquire]

And we are still in the first quarter. Everything is bigger in Texas!
#Texans #MNF #DallasSucks

[Jimmy @JimmyBluesSTL]

So far we’ve had a 1st play 80 yard TD run, called back. A 50 yard TD Run. A botched fake punt. 2 INT. The roof falling in. And a fight. This is something. WOW. #Cowboys #Texans #MNF

[Jimmy @JimmyBluesSTL]

So far we’ve had a 1st play 80 yard TD run, called back. A 50 yard TD Run. A botched fake punt. 2 INT. The roof falling in. And a fight. This is something. WOW. #Cowboys #Texans #MNF