Was just talking to a Google employee who had no idea there were drug store rapid tests, or that they cost $23 a box or that there’s a shortage of them because Google sends employees who ask a set of 20 per month.
@Orions_BeIt except now my brain and body have almost completely forgotten how terrible pregnancy and new motherhood are and occasionally I’m almost convinced that I could have another baby. don’t fall for your post-breastfeeding brain’s tricks! she’s a liar!
@Orions_BeIt can’t find the can of touch up paint you know you stored for later? sob for HOURS because you’re irresponsible and unorganized and a terrible mother 🙃. anyway I’m better now.
It’s Christmas Day!! It’s time to reflect on the true meaning of Christmas. It’s the thing that I think we forget due to its commercialization:
CHRISTMAS . IS . HAUNTED
And with that, I bring you another round of cursed Victorian Christmas cards! 🎄
It's insane how we still have to buy tiny toothpaste and take our shoes off to board a plane 20 years after 9/11, but 800,000 Covid deaths couldn't get us a temporary vaccine/test requirement to fly.