Jackie Polis

Dad jokes aren’t my forte and that’s normally what goes here

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My boss asked me to think of some creative ways to go to business during Covid 19 so I started hand selling over the dating apps

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I need to stop watching Selling Sunset before I buy a Chanel purse and bright red power suit

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Nothing like being told to kick rocks but come back tomorrow between 12-3pm and maybe I’ll say yes

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Not mentally prepared for the rejection that comes along with sales today

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hate that my mask covers my nose ring, now how will people know i have a personality?

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Dying. I just accidentally called someone through hinge.

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It’s official. I want to buy a freestanding home so I can listen to music at full volume whenever I want

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Impulse bought a live stream to @MtJoyBand tonight because there’s a pandemic and I DESERVE JOY

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@michaelspeer94 This was not meant to be a sad tweet don’t worry Michael this is HUMOR

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Imagine being at the point of quarantine when you want to slide in to your high school crushes DMs to discover:

1 is married
1 has a child
AND the last is a Trump supporter

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@embw530 Hahaha no but you can’t post that on the public internet!!!!!

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I’ve always had trash taste in men I guess

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For additional information.... we were coordinating a time to meet for a date like this wasn’t the first message

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Question for the internet: wtf is up with dudes un-matching you when you don’t respond within 6 hours?

I’m sorry honey I know you’re looking for a trophy wife but you haven’t given me any of your money yet so I still have to have a day job

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Kind of rude that it’s only Thursday

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@muhmuhmercedes Feels. Fake?

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@muhmuhmercedes I’m concerned this man is so pretentious he feels the need to be Dr. Business-douche not just Mr. Business-douche, MBA

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@laurenlynnx3 They put a new camera on 395 where it splits to Maine Ave going towards VA

Like I’m sorry THAT IS A HIGHWAY

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@DJMC25 It’s a fitness group. We’re all talking about our workouts

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Well it officially happened...

Forgot my camera was on for zoom and I checked out my butt

Every sales VP in my company is on this call I hope they enjoyed the squats I’ve been doing