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I like soggy fries and feel bad for socks with no matches

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Happy Father's Day from our fathers to yours.

[josh hart/nett employment tracker @paulasoldestson]

i dead ass be in public like “yea HEATED RIVALRY 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀” loud as fuck cuz i wanna catch somebody w their tail wagging

[del ౨ৎ @delsalcott]

it’s always evermore season if you’re depressed enough

[trash jones @jzux]

some days I’m actually all brakes no gas

[Baila @protesional]

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i'm in bed

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm tired (self diagnosed)

[d @donnatelllaaa]

Had to triple check this wasn’t The Onion

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The Department of Homeland Security is considering being part of a television show in which immigrants would compete for potential U.S. citizenship https://t.co/OCA8SU16zz

[harriet @bequietharriet]

I’d love to be in the meetings they keep having

[alfie @alfienxo]

why can’t my career pursue me instead

[d @donnatelllaaa]

loml + the smallest man who ever lived mash up

[jo @thejoeydavis]

you’re a cinephile? you should be in prison you fucking piece of shit

[erika @yeeeerika]

why would i finish my thought when i could have a new, more exciting one

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Get in loser, we’re gonna go make things worse

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Me: This song always makes me so sad

also me: play it again

[d @donnatelllaaa]

🚨🚩🚨🚩🚨🚩🚨

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

President Trump says he's ordering the federal government to prepare the US Naval base at Guantanamo Bay to house tens of thousands of migrants https://t.co/5FfDwJtyF9

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I wanted to skip this meeting.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone is on their own journey??? that is horrible maybe let’s get into groups of 3-5

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

idk, man. if ignoring it until it goes away doesn’t fix it, i’m out of ideas

[One Ordinary Girl @audri_em]

If you’re trying to impress me with your vehicle it better be a food truck.