Jackie Risser

singular sensation.

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Im flipping out https://t.co/Ju2H6t573U

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wait what? im beyond flattered.

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if i could be anyone at the #oscars, it'd definitely be #jeffbridges

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Exactly, @twitter.

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um @nbc and @goldenglobes you are both the fucking worst. have tried every damn way to watch and you've made it more than impossible.

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best compliment ever: "seeing the copy you write makes me realize how bad of a #copywriter i was. glad i never pursued that path." #aww

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is @instagram's stupid non-chronological newsfeed fucking with anyone else's emotions this am?

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#tombrokaw's face gives me as much anxiety as #election2016

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Just saw #quinnperkins on #election day. Good omen, right? cc @KatieQLowes

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"my gawd i hope #Hillary wins" -old man "my gawd i never seen people vote like this" -old man's wife

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really happy for #thomasiannicholas and his big win last night. #rookieoftheyear. #cubs.

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is #sterlingkbrown good in everything? i just have to know.

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#maryjblige on #howtogetawaywithmurder. ok.

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dear @jordanklepper, is it creepy to walk behind you while fangirling out? probably. #sorrynotsorry. #enjoytheburg.

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"foreign hotspots" is a porno right

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did trump just call chris "trish?"

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#digginghisowngrave.

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trump.

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trump = #chrisklein in election.

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what happens to all those notes the candidates take at debates? eBay?