Clem Ventura

Beautiful

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[k max @maxrosentown]

nice vintage mcdonald's ad here
#mcrib

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@pjr268 I’ll never know

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

Lotta my buddies sending pics of their kids in the chats and I just learned you can take a motorcycle to the BK drive thru. Everyone is on a journey.

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@ursa_turbo They have a bag with a handle too which was crucial to this transaction

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@dgoold @tomtimm @hochman @ihatetomcruise @nerdpartyreport Catfish

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@ursa_turbo Nice little Sunday eh?

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@NotABigJerk Such an innocent post but I had to read the comments to see the shock

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@FartCrab @bobby @gun_toucher Gotta agree here they’re excellent peanuts

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@NoodleNights @ITYSL_memes The chin kills!

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

Guy I work with just referred to pussy as “the feminist section at the downtown library”

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@ursa_turbo Better dial 9-1 and have that other 1 ready
You got your affairs in order?

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Neil, there is a logic flaw in your little aphorism that seems quite telling. Since you and I are part of the Universe, then we would also be indifferent and uncaring. Perhaps you forgot, Neil, that we are not superior to the Universe but merely a fraction of it. Nice day, indeed

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

I think the most sacred bond on earth is when you share a rotisserie chicken with a dog

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@dgoold Can I get your honest assessment of Lars Nootbaar? As brief as you like.

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

Think of all the other benefits as well

[kottke.org @kottke]

A recent study estimated that if people in LA replaced a 2.5-miles daily car trip with a bike ride over 5 years, there would be "a 12.4% net reduction in mortality risk". https://t.co/hQqUNOFDEn

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@ursa_turbo Wouldn’t mind checkin out the Nancy calendar nahmeen?

[Clem Ventura @jackiesteasin]

@VivaLaStool Lil guys

[Cat Bastard Quinn @QuinnCat13]

We could automate menial jobs so people have time to make art and music but apparently we’d rather automate art and music so people have time for menial jobs.