*decides to open a bottle of wine*
*breaks cork in half trying to pull it out*
*spends the next 5 min trying to get the other half out with a knife…and succeeds*
*realizes i don’t have a wine stopper*
me: “..well, looks like i have to finish the bottle tonight”
Dear MAGA,
Your eggs aren't cheaper, but hey, you got no transsexuals in sports.
Your gas isn't cheaper, but hey, you got the "Gulf of America."
Your cats and dogs are safe, but hey, your Medicaid and Medicare will be defunded.
Your energy costs aren't cheaper, but hey, your Social Security is in jeopardy.
You're still paying taxes on everything, but hey, you're paying for tax cuts for the rich.
Your grocery prices aren't cheaper, but hey, those illegals are being deported.
Your getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse in government, but hey, your giving Elon Musk more money to blow up more rockets.
Your life isn't getting any better by ANY of Trump's actions, but hey, you owned the libs by voting for a lying, 34 count convicted felon conman.
Congratulations — you voted against your own best interests and fucked the entire country in the process.
He blamed Biden when Biden was president.
He blames Biden now that he's president.
He's a fraud, a conman, and a petulant man-child who has never and will never take accountability for anything because his supporters are too stupid to require him to.
🚨NEW: New York Attorney General Letitia James has won her federal lawsuit against Elon Musk, blocking DOGE from accessing American's private data.
RETWEET if you stand with @TishJames against Elon Musk!
If you actually support Kanye after today your either 12 years old or have the brain the size of a peanut
He’s done, he’s washed, he doesn’t care about his art or his fans and he’s genuinely a horrible fucking person and what’s scary is he’s proud of it
i have nothing kind or hopeful to say. the american people are fucking selfish and deluded. they've overwhelmingly voted to wreak havoc on the entire planet, and i hope they enjoy the hell they've doomed humanity to. goodbye.
how can so many people turn a blind eye to everything trump has done?? fuck america and fuck everyone who voted for trump or third party. you ruined our lives and don’t even care. literal fucking idiots.