Jackie!!!!!

not your average yenta.

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just saw a dog in a stroller hanging out with a kid on a leash

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outdoor kitchens are fire literally

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why don’t they call the people in harry potter magicians like… they do magic

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“quarter after quarter you are my most stable patient” - my psychiatrist

[Jackie!!!!! @jackiewhaaat]

not a fun time to be alive if you’re a rashy hypochondriac

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if you answer the “what three things would you bring on a deserted island” question with actual practical items you’re a narc.

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shh!!!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Everything in this image that doesn't have spikes coming off of it is a galaxy.

Every. Single. Dot.

[Jackie!!!!! @jackiewhaaat]

i have so many questions

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omg

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happy father’s day to the daddy long legs who lives on the ceiling of my bathroom and whose life i’ve spared out of the kindness of my own heart.

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panic at the costco

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@illuminatihotts oh i’m ready

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@showpigeon THEYRE HUGGING!!!!! i love it

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i am very passionate about spreading the word of the 🫂 emoji

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@Turnerisms @kmirch both of you need to cool it

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@CouldBeTheMove tagging yourself @CouldBeTheMove

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supreme is just beanie babies for dudes.

[Jackie!!!!! @jackiewhaaat]

@jeremyrresnick 1000%

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i do not struggle with anxiety i am extremely good at it

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once my high school exboyfriend asked me if id ever played him a song with the intention of sending him a message, and i said yes, i just don’t think ill get over you from the garden state soundtrack. i asked him the same and he said yes, don’t trust me by 3oh!3.