Jacki Murphy

On a quest to be famous on the internet since 1999. I tweet a lot about TV. Also politics.

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On page 115 of 816 of House of Earth and Blood, by Sarah J. Maas https://t.co/vkyVGh0qwT

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It's 1:20am and my next door neighbor has her karaoke machine going complete with microphone. Why are people like this.

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It’s all gonna be ok.

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@logainne I totally get why a cruise wouldn’t be for everyone! But while There are warrranted criticisms of cruise ships and cruise lines, being dirty is not one. You can walk into the galley on any cruise ship at any time and it’s cleaner than my kitchen has maybe ever been.

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@logainne I worked on a ship for six years and never had norovirus once. Ships are honestly not as bad as everyone is panicking about right now.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

OK this is my one ride or die tweet about this:

Warren is the best candidate for President by far and it's really fucking depressing to live in a country that (for 2 elections in a row) is falling apart bc men are threatened by women who are smarter than them.

Have a nice day.

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Is there anything more fun than discovering a new band? Thanks, @DeltaRae, for a musically exhilarating Monday.

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The case for Elizabeth Warren https://t.co/boEgGAHSoJ via @voxdotcom

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The worst thing about it being cold in Miami this week is that I can't use the air conditioner noise to help drown out the karaoke and telenovelas constantly shaking the walls of my house.

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On my way to see @Ash_Flowers and @britprawat for the @CrimeJunkiePod live show! #BeWeirdBeRudeStayAlive

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Book 1 down 10 days into January. Maybe I'll actually hit my goal this year! Read The Esssex Serpent by Sarah Perry and it was beautiful and melancholy and romantic. Highly recommended.

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@SapphiresOfWest He retired from competition in 2013; he was in two Olympics and bronze at World championships once. But he's 35 which is ancient for skaters so no more competitions 😂

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@hicallista I downloaded a bunch of episodes to watch on my flight and I'm so excited to catch up!!

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@Usernameinworks Just means you've got more to enjoy! It's honestly such a gift.

[Emily Atkin @emorwee]

Unpopular opinion, but I like when celebrities grandstand on climate change, even if they have mansions and private jets. I would rather they use their platforms to advocate for aggressive climate policy than stay silent because they're afraid of the individual action purity mob

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I'm marathoning an old cooking competition on Netflix and one of the contestants annoys me so much that I'm mad I have no one to talk about it with.

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@hicallista I'm 20 mins into the first episode and I'm already obsessed 😂