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lost from light

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american white man orders whataburger in perfect english

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@HeyitsCat13 yeah the zocdoc jingle can play when a care package drops

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if the hunger games were real they’d be sponsored by betterhelp

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apparently you can disable google’s AI overview by setting your region to france

i’d rather die than set my region to france

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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if i wasn’t iron deficient it’d be over for all of y’all

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i don’t know their names i haven’t seen the movie

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sometimes i feel like that one guy from the wolf of wallstreet and sometimes i feel like the other guy from the wolf of wallstreet

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walking into an HEB and telling the cashier to put the buddy bucks in the bag

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i don’t think i’d blaspheme god as much if blasphemer wasn’t such a cool word

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finished persona 5 the other day and goddamn what a game

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@IoIzach real as fuck

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jack rant of the day. for context literally all i watch on tv is the home improvement network so basically i can build a house now, but why tf do some home buyers tailor their house specifically to “entertain” like buy a house for yourself, it’s not your friends house, it’s yours

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@IoIzach i think both can be valid, but people love it more cause they’re biased towards their own home

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if i bought a cool house i dont think id ever leave it

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cleaning out my email is hard, god forbid an unemployed white boy just vibe

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i don’t think anyone should be allowed to get married until i do

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they should make a movie about me