Jacki Ulmer

these are aquarium rocks

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

Is this Taylor’s version or do you hate women

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@ohmygodmia @alex_rosenzweig @taylordockins4 @kapritch15 At least I get more than 4 ingredients in my bowl at chipotle

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@ohmygodmia yes and to jerry can you hear me clapping 8 times in a row trying to turn my lights on

[Ohio State Rowing @OhioStateWROW]

🚣‍♀️ KNOWS ...

😷 Wear your mask.
🧼 Wash your hands.
❌ No large gatherings.
👉 Have a safe, socially distanced holiday weekend!

#TogetherAsBuckeyes | #GoBuckeyes

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

If I ever got on a boat and Tom Hanks was there I would get right off nothing good ever happens to him at sea

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@DabossPaul •K•NICE•EGGY•BIRD•

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

The national anthem is too long can we just have a national jingle

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

“Is it pronounced jif or gif”
“Dude just eat the peanut butter”

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

Paula Abdul-Jabaar

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

Woah how’d you tweet a blank tweet

[Kenny Pritchard @kapritch15]

camouflage

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

Omg guys what color do y’all see this dress

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@toothoon “Squaaa!”

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@toothoon “It’s lit!”

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@KekePalmer ??!

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

Keke ᴾᵃˡᵐᵉʳ do you love me? Are you riding?

[paulie @stormingcyclone]

The game cube intro but the noises are popping your knuckles

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

Immaculate conception >>> ejaculate conception <\3

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@DabossPaul Why you mad as fuck at the restaurant rn

[Jacki Ulmer @jackiulmer]

@DabossPaul @Zendaya Which power ranger is that again??