Kenny Pritchard

the nose is the doorway to the soul

[Kenny Pritchard @kapritch15]

I’ve spent wayyy too much time arguing against the sunk cost “fallacy” to change my mind now

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if it ain’t broke… it’s an anapodoton.

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that's not my diary, it's my Captain's Log

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what if farts were contagious like yawns

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they should make monocles that go over both eyes. call them... bionicles

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@StephenKely I’ll never forget when he came for Hoofy... rest in peace

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@StephenKely transmooker device

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Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard

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@mcclsk i want to like this but it’s already at 4 likes

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@picturethis1999 nobody cares about spotify as much as people who use apple music

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who is phillip and why is his head such a weird shape???

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@alex_rosenzweig it’s safe bro come through

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carrying around a full sized smirnoff ice in my wallet, so my pickpocketer is forced to chug it on the spot

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Drove 13 hours to get here and hopefully watch our boys clinch a playoff spot, let’s go Nets!!! #WeGoHard @BrooklynNets

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@toothoon @pant_leg 🤛🤠🤜
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@casedilllaa would they be used for all-terrain transportation or woodworking projects

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who would win

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Can’t wait to see the Patriots in the Superbowl! Finally.

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@GirlFrogHybrid but then if it’s bigger than an inch the words:picture ratio will be all wrong