Jack Jacobson

sports tweets that you don’t care about

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

The Big Ten robbed Western Michigan and then tried gaslighting the entire country

[Justin Toscano @JustinCToscano]

“Yeah, we got killed tonight. You know, that also happened to this one guy, and he was back three days later. Proved ‘em all wrong. Things can turn fast.”

[Marc Ryan @MarcRyanOnAir]

Clemson friends:

I am SO sorry. You were 👑 when CFB was at its best. Cherish that.

In this dark era, you have:

🏈 Smaller school
🏈 Smaller alumni base
🏈 Smaller town
🏈 Smaller endowment

Financially, LSU v Clemson ain’t a fair fight. Sad this is what CFB has become. #ALLIN

[💫🅰️♈️🆔 @ADavidHaleJoint]

LSU is currently out-rushing Clemson 286-0.

Which is an improvement because until that last drive, me and you were out-rushing Clemson, too.

[Group Of Five Guys @GroupOfFiveGuys]

Western Michigan just physically whipped Michigan for 60 minutes but the @bigten invented a new clock that nobody knew about that was delayed by a second.

[Bob Zuppke @BobZuppke]

A game like that legitimately makes college football lose credibility. Just unbelievable.

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Never come at me with an argument for a Group of 6-only playoff again.

These teams belong. These players belong. College football is better because of the potential for upsets like this.

[OneFootball @OneFootball]

Welcome to the Donyell Malen show🎬🔥

A HAT-TRICK in his first game of the season for Roma 🇮🇹🤯

[Grayson Mann @gray_mann21]

When Clemson fans wanted to take Ole Miss to court, I'm not sure this is what they meant.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

“Power 2”
“We control the size of the CFP field”
“We need more bids than anyone”
“Every strength of schedule is Top 20!”
“Toughest top to bottom”
“Everyone else sucks”
“9-3 SEC teams > 11-1 others”

All that, and over the past 3 years the SEC has fewer CFP wins against non-con P4s than the ACC, who is constantly treated like an afterthought.

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Illinois' Bret Bielema on SEC: "They want to live in 2005 forever" 💀

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

This is what people outside the SEC laugh about.

Tennessee and Missouri didn't beat a team with a winning record. LSU was literally 7-6. Good names, but empty names last year.

[rex volcano @RexVolcano]

the South needs to come up with a better way to address its problems than seceding

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Tuchel said last game vs Norway it wasn’t good enough.

He will have to explain why he bunkered with 30’ to go. Inexplicable against Messi and 🇦🇷.

[NoTechBen @NoTechBen]

This is arguably the most egregious use of VAR I’ve ever seen. Soccer has few clear rules. Everything is a judgment call. There are multiple “fouls” on every corner kick on both sides. By sending it to VAR you are guaranteeing the goal is overturned for a flop. It’s manipulation by bureaucratese.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

VAR team

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Norway’s 🇳🇴 goal was disallowed because of this soft Haaland push and FLOP from the English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 player…

Game is dead, this is ridiculous.

[Jack Jacobson @jackjacobson23]

Sky cam the man of the match? Heia Norge 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

The ball hit the sky cam… England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 scored and the goal counted.

They want that 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷 semifinals… this is unacceptable.

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

That last goal strangely symbolic for the USMNT. Our very average MLS keeper has an episode 25 yards from goal then our 38-year-old center back can’t sort his body out to block a side-footed pass straight at him. We’re just not there yet.