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if you don’t like cats, bye.

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Package transferred to post office should be illegal.

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I feel like Arizona Robbins in Grey’s. Sorry I can’t, I’ll be sick in approximately 5 hours. #goawaygerms

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Nothing feels better than flossing your teeth at the end of a long day.

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VACATION BOOKED 😁😁😁

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Nothing beats cracking open a new book 📖📚

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You ever been so tired that your eyelids feel sticky? No? Just me?

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@KendraBlomquist You know it. As soon as I went out to the nurses station and complained we were seen within 10 minutes. I was a Karen, and I’m not ashamed 😂😂😂

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When you bring your bf, who can’t breathe, to the ER and it’s been over an hour and NO ONE has been in the room yet. He literally can not breathe.

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I don’t understand why root canals get such a bad rep. Had myself SO hyped up… it was a breeze.

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Friendly reminder: GO TO THE DENTIST. Don’t be me. Don’t ignore a bump for a year because it doesn’t hurt, have it abscess, and need a root canal. Just don’t do it. Call and get those pearly whites checked.

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@akahandshake Just brought my mom for her injections today. Botox is a miracle for migraines. Hope it’s still helping yours stay under control!! 🖤

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I love the time change. I love the time change. I love the time change. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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After 5 years I finally figured out I can turn off the lights on my TiVo box in the bedroom vs covering it with a piece of paper.

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Love is Blind is wild y’all.

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From unsolved mysteries to love is blind - trash tv at its finest.

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I read 3 books this weekend. Freida McFadden writes a mean psychological thriller. I can’t stop.

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Reorganized my closet shelves today and I feel like a new woman.

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Well, the hard drive in my TiVo box shit the bed. No tv for me.

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Why do men always insist on blasting the tv volume?

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Yeah TV6 we get it. Severe thunderstorm warning. Please stop the robot voice so I can watch AGT in peace. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Bath and Body had fall scents out yesterday so you know I snagged them. My house smells like smoked caramel bourbon 🤤