Madafaka

Wild madafaka

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@Ony1nyechi @imteejayandyou 77k

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@LordHuzaifaa I usually bet on who's gonna crash first

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@Aecus7 I get one like this
Whenever she comes over, its always Netflix and chill (I don't like going out or I'm broke: actually I'm not broke but I no want make dem see us together outside 😂)

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@Cakesbynorah I was lowkey betting on the one in blue
You shouldn't have shouted nah
Now, we didn't get to see who officially won

Note: I'm not in support of “baby fight club” o

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@ogebuleN Did anyone hear the “ó se apá bí apá aáyán”

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I drink one Fearless energy drink today. Well, make I sha dey save up to buy another kidney just in case.

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@CelestialD33 Fuck you 😒

[Celestial❤️🍷 @CelestialD33]

@darz_berry Detergent and palm oil and salt
Thank me later

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@6uff_ A lawyer on this app went to jail with him client sha
Wo, dem go beat you, beat your lawyer, beat Odumodu join una

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@Ewatomiby At least that one go comot my bucket list 🌚

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@paragayoudothis Worst part be say my mama try abort me but I no gree kpai
I was even born premature, I still no gree kpeme
Now I dey face am
I don tire o

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@taiwo_junzi I'm a skeptic a lot of the time but there are things I've withness that makes me dumbfounded so…

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@MaryRoseMalomo @DanielleCh26305 Exactly cos that's literally a Rape joke. It's not funny

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@OlaWayn @Engr_Ashile Socket dey outside my apartment
I on gen, someone came with a blender to grind pepper

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@Teslimatttt It was implied in the series that she would die before she could manage to pop his head
“Homelander dared her to do it in a scene but she was too chicken to try”

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@Deethevan Let me tell you this bro: “Dem no rate the Bride and her family ni (maybe probably she married for money)”
Cos I've seen Igbo marry Yoruba and they prostated as a sign of respect for the family (they sha wont do it twice)

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@MrMekzy_ Me wey nurse girl for over 1 year

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@creative_adufe Is someone gonna say it or should I?
Ok, I will be the asshole and say it

“You got a 1 year old and you are 8 months pregnant?”, Una no dey close una legs

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@guzu_p Exactly what I say here

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@bee4blax @ayblaack E no go better for you
Abeg say Amen, pls, its important 🙏

[Madafaka @jackmoon671]

@kaxmarll Opportunity doesn't come twice
This is the only one she will ever get here
Let her milk it and upgrade her life
There is absolutely nothing wrong with it
Leave her alone