Jack

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@hen_ease @DanteTheDon Palm Tree Club cabanas have TVs. You’ll have 15 guys from Boston there as back-up

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@BostonConnr Damn, that’s crazy

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@KobeissiLetter @grok what happened in 1990?

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@clubspacemiami How is this looking

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@KMooreTV Grab me one Kevin

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@AutismCapital What the fuck man

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

First time in Uber black:

“Hey man do you mind if we put on music?”

“Despacito!?” - sung by driver ft. Bieber and Daddy yankee

[Brad Panovich @wxbrad]

This is how much Charlotte has changed since 2017. This is also the last time the Panthers had a winning season. #clt #KeepPounding

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@CensoredMen Miss me with that bullshit

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

Trader Joe’s on a Sunday morning is a war zone

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

@BarstoolBigCat I thought he had an alligator behind his feet

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

Where were you when Joey chestnut rallied americas best eaters to suck down some glizzys on America’s birthday???

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

Inside you there are two wolves

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

Nvm that was a piss rocket by schwarber

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

How can we take the WBC seriously without a pitch count and big bases? 3+ hour game #cmon #RUKidding #foulstilmidnight

[Jack @jackmoriarty91]

Oh no

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Front page Reddit post today: “I found my dad’s PlayStation from when he was a kid.”

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Front page Reddit post today: “I found my dad’s PlayStation from when he was a kid.”