Jack Strader

Eminently Capable

[Regional American Food @RegionalUSFood]

Hot ham and rolls. A Milwaukee, WI Sunday tradition

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

lmao this is like being on the titanic except they’re burning the life boats

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

haaate that u either have to try (humiliating) or not try (devastating)

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

seeing reports that elon musk was immediately booed off a comedy club stage tonight in san francisco. very weird-- usually you need to be in a tesla to crash and burn that quickly

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

st. peter: you may enter the gates of heaven if you can name one basketball player

me: michael basketball. i mean michael jordan

st. peter: ah! the greatest player of them all – you have done well. here is $500 million in u.s. currency for you to spend in heaven

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Posting this again, re: the Bezos donation news. What do you think the chances are that the "charity" Jeff donates his billions to is solely controlled by him and his family, in a bid to avoid taxes and maintain power over their wealth in perpetuity? 🤔https://t.co/3hOmYSYLih

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

elon musk and mark zuckerberg are showing the world that meritocracy is indeed a lie and that they didn’t work harder or smarter than everyone else contrary to popular opinion. it’s great.

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

This is an important moment and point that the corporate media will ignore. When voters are presented with an earnest, highly competent, fun, funny, and transparent campaign about the waste, fraud, and abuse in police budgets, they overwhelmingly respond.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

people are latching onto the conspiracy theory that Elon is an evil mastermind who is purposely tanking Twitter because it is a more comforting thought than the truth: the massively wealthy who control our lives are mostly pretty stupid and bad at their jobs

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i’m starting a new social app called jon’s social app. so far it’s not much. i’m trying to build a server and as of now i’ve managed to nail a wooden board flush on top of a second wooden board. i feel like this could be the stand the server sits on? i am $885 million in debt

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

boo!

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Here’s the gist of this conspiracy theory. Don’t give the actual link clicks. It took Elon two days after taking over to post an anti-LGBTQ conspiracy theory at Hillary Clinton about Nancy Pelosi’s attacked husband.

I hope everybody understands what’s going on.

[Jack Strader @jackmstrader]

@Outlook I attempted to change my organize by thread settings on my iOS outlook app and now it is constantly crashing. I notice this is a widespread problem do we have a workaround or an ETA on a fix?

[Jack Strader @jackmstrader]

Airlines are terrible the fact that @JetstarAirways would do such an awful job of customer service shakes the belief I have in thiS transportation system. Be better. #JusticeForJin

[FC Bayern Big Dawg @bIoach]

*making out later in evenin*
her: we shouldnt, ur son is still up
me: he'll b asleep soon
(heard in distance) damn this pepsi strong as fuck