Jack Murphy

DHS ‘20

[Boston College Baseball @BCBirdBall]

Charlie puts down Alabama 1-2-3 in the fourth.

Roche, Vetrano, Wang due up.

[Jack Murphy @jackmurphy_5]

@C_Coon30 Need a jacket for that freezing cold take ?

[LocalThoughts @LocalThoughts4]

Fun fact: three out of five single Tahoe locals are actually Not single

[LocalThoughts @LocalThoughts4]

Current Vibe:

Slapping on some Pit Vipers, cracking opening a can of PBR and pointing my tips downhill at Squallywood

[LocalThoughts @LocalThoughts4]

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me

[Jack Murphy @jackmurphy_5]

@C_Coon30 Does Andy have teeth ? The world may never know.

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

I firmly believe the key to my travel ball teams success is my no @EvoShield policy. A little piece of plastic isn’t going to save you from my live bp Colton #BeElite

[Jack Murphy @jackmurphy_5]

@CoachJasonWitt @drewhaight2

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Trying to coach a youth baseball team without a dip in or anger management problems is like driving with your low fuel light on. You can do it, but you won’t be able to for very long. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Can’t believe the team moms were upset I took the apple juice out of the team cooler and switched it with Redd’s Apple Ale after a tournament win. If the pros celebrate with alcohol so should my 13 year olds. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Refused to let one of my 13u players drink water for the rest of the game after failing to execute a hit and run during our game yesterday. You should have thought about how thirsty you were going to be when you hung our runner out to dry at 2nd Jake. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Yelling at 13u players with a @BuschBeer in hand and calling it “coaching” just hits different. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Tired of my 13u team being kicked out of tournaments. Yes my players dip, so do the big leaguers. Tobacco is a plant, it comes from the earth, it’s a vegetable. Things need to change. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Fought a dad in the Culver’s parking lot today after his son blew a 4 run lead in our first fall game. It pisses me off when parents teach kids it’s okay to be average. Ice cream is for winners Mark. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Hey @astros I feel your pain. We got kicked out of a tournament last summer for not having USSSA stamps on our illegal bats. Last time I checked it’s a baseball bat not an envelope. The stamp isn’t the reason your son’s fastball is rolling around in the parking lot. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Drilled one of my 13u players during bp today after I thought he had a buzzer on him. Turned out to just be my wife sending me divorce papers in the middle of practice. Good thing concussions are just a mindset. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Quarantined a 13u player on my team in the middle of practice today. He didn’t have any symptoms of COVID-19 he just made two errors in a row and I can’t allow that on my baseball field. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Just got kicked out of the indoor facility for hitting my team grounders with a Busch Light in my hand. Last time I checked prohibition ended in 1933. Things need to change. #BeElite

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Got a call from school today after I packed Michael (my adopted son’s) lunch. What do you mean a tub of protein powder and a Bang isn’t a well balanced meal for a 13 year old? I’m trying to raise his draft stock not his life expectancy. #BeElite

[Johnny Drama Chase @JohnnyDramaChas]

I AM THE FUCKING GAME PAL! 😡