Jack Newcombe

Software Engineer @primer_io. Previously Manager / Engineer / .* @Monzo and@JustEatTakeaway - 3D Printing and guitar and programming sometimes. Opinions ≣ mine.

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

It's week 8, and no one at @SpotifyEng has noticed that the actions on the Android notification skip buttons are the wrong way around.

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

I made a friend today

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

Tricking ChatGPT attempt 1 of 1

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

Hmmmmmm

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

🎨 An awesome illustrated history of the mobile release process at @monzo https://t.co/1ZkHwX1foe

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

@mario_wood Hugely deserved, congratulations!

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

The missing @SlackHQ command?

[Alex Poma @Alex_Poma_P]

AWS is down
AWS:

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

@WeirdBristol It's to allow only humans and dolphins to pass through.

Unfortunately I have to hoist my 40kg dog over it ...

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

@mario_wood I would forget to pop one morning and, by Friday, have 3 stashes and 75 conflicts...

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

💯

[Sommer Panage @Sommer]

@CrashTe84800515 At Apple many/most managers are active coding and working on features. It’s the only way I could ever be a manger!

[Mario Fusco @mariofusco]

Here in Italy people started to share this figure claiming that this is the diagram of the 5G chip that has been inserted in the covid vaccine.

In reality it is the electric circuit of a guitar pedal and I believe that putting it in the covid vaccine has been an excellent idea💡

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

@SlackHQ Woah I have never seen those before in my life 😮 thanks for the tip!

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

@SlackHQ can we get some back and forward buttons for when I'm playing "make all the bold names go away" and I accidentally click when something relevant is in my periphery?

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

Well, that was fun while it lasted ... https://t.co/UWgUz0Ayqj

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

Remember who?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“No one remembers who came in second.” - Walter Hagen

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

Wow, this is really impressive https://t.co/lydVoTjVou https://t.co/XPjqW14lQa

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

Why is this a thing 🤦‍♂️

[Jack Newcombe @jacknewc]

And this is why you need both QA processes and user testing!