Jack Oakley

Always look on the bright side of life!

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

After the massive success of yesterday’s BBC report ‘British People Have Gone Too Far… Having Too Many Dogs’…

Peter File went out to interview some of these inconsiderate K-9s!

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

"What is inclusive about the Burqa for everybody else?"

"If John concurs with this view, that's NOT RACISM! It's an alternate view and you are allowed to have it"

Simon Jordan rightly defends John Terry for commenting on @RupertLowe10's post.

Love this guy
Always speaks sense

[Jack Oakley @jackoakley11]

RT @AbsoluteBruno: Harry Kane what have I just witnessed 😭
https://t.co/3WYcBIj0JV

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

People work 8–10 hours a day, 5 days a week for someone else’s profit.

Then they spend 4 hours at night staring at screens.

Basically, living for weekends + 4 weeks PTO on repeat until age 65.

While the government takes 25–30% their income.

And we’re told this is “normal.”

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

This is LITERALLY a dive.

Gabriel should have been sent off for an earlier blatant foul on Randal Kolo Muani when last man but NOTHING was given…. yet the officials call this a foul when it’s the reverse situation… 👀

Honestly you cannot make it up! 😭
https://t.co/SxhYZRhIjK

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 @ProN17_]

How can the @FA_PGMOL justify that one was a goal, and one wasnt, and funnily enough, BOTH decisions absolutely screwed Tottenham over

We wont here anything from the PGMOL, not a single word, because theyre a corrupt bunch of biased indivoduals who side with the narrative rather than actually ref the f*cking games with consistency

If this was Solanke pushing Virgil, its a foul and because it was Muani glancing his hands off of Gabriels shirt, because thats what it was, its a foul

Disgraceful officiating

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

The Nice Attack = Muslim
The Paris Attacks = Muslims
The Shoe Bomber = Muslim
The Orlando attack = Muslim
The Beltway Snipers = Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter = Muslim
The Underwear Bomber = Muslim
The Westminster Attack = Muslim
The 2005 Bali Bombings = Muslims
The murder of Lee Rigby = Muslims
The U.S.S. Cole Bombers = Muslims
The London Bridge Attack = Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers = Muslims
The Charlie Hebdo Attacks = Muslims
The San Bernardino Attacks = Muslims
The Surabaya bombings = Muslims
The Minnesota Mall stabbings = Muslim
The 7/7 bombers = Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers = Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers = Muslims
The Ankara Airport Attack = Muslims
The Manchester Arena bombing = Muslim
The Pan-Am #103 Bombers = Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover = Muslims
The Air France Hijackers = Muslims
The 2002 Bali Nightclub = Muslims
The Batta Meena Attacks = Muslims
The Beirut Embassy bombers = Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack = Muslims
The Yazidi Massacre of 2014 = Muslims
The Beheading of French priest = Muslims
The Buenos Aires bombers = Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team = Muslims
The Kenyan U.S Embassy = Muslims
The Khobar Towers Bombers = Muslims
The Beirut Marine bombers = Muslims
The Besian School Attackers = Muslims
The First WTC bombers = Muslims
The Beheading of Daniel Pearl = Muslims
The Achille Lauro Hijackers = Muslims
The Bombay Attackers = Muslims
The 9/11 hijackers = Muslims

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

30-YEARS AGO:

A Chicago #Bears fan jumped out of his seat to catch the extra point and into the tunnel live on Monday Night Football.

🤯🤯🤯

The man became a hero after this.

[BD🖖🏼 @thfcbd_]

nah he’s taking the piss 😭😭😭

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇬🇧 “It is ok to be frightened”

The UK Government are looking to bring back Blasphemy Laws from the stone ages under the guise of Islamophobia.

@ThatAlexWoman is a Hero for having the courage for saying what needs to be said.

If you’re not even slightly concerned then you’re simply not paying attention.

[Talking THFC @TalkingTHFC]

This may be the single best video of ANY of the celebrations. Little pockets of moments. Goosebumps ✨️💙 #COYS

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Second season, mate.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Spursy.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Take it away, gaffer 🗣️

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘We have not got a knife problem in Britain. What is wrong with our Government? We’ve got a cultural problem.’

Byron Highton says the UK Government is either ‘stupid or doesn’t care’ about knife crime in the country.

🔓 Become a GB News Member: https://t.co/mNsRsGC8ef

[Tom Wells @TomWellsLSF]

Well @thekillers just did the coolest thing ever on stage as England won the semi final...

#ENGNED #ItsComingHome

[Jonny Lambert @lambo_82]

When the wife wants you home but extra time looms..

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Wrighty and Gary LOVED THAT! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙌

@IanWright0 | @GNev2 | #Euro2024