JackOats

Random ideas, observations, low level geek references, and repeating jokes that I run into the ground - these are what make up this twitter.

[JackOats @jackoats]

I said it before and I'll say it again, soups are just chunky beverages.

[lad (but epic)  @Ladisepic]

I love how Zoobe is considered lost media and the only videos we have to prove how it worked is several vids made in like 2014 by tumblr users where the zoobe bunny is just really angry and screaming and swearing the whole time

[Spooky_Scary_SpineGrinder🐀 @Spinegrinder117]

“It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up”

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

‘Sonic the Hedgehog 2’ Director Explains How They Added Knuckles to the Film By Attaching ‘Sonic & Knuckles’ Cartridges to All The Cameras

https://t.co/A7gJxBwfuI

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how to tell if a cashmere knit is high quality

1. cheap cashmere is coated w chemicals, so when ur in a store, bring the sweater up to ur nose & smell it
2. rub it across ur lips to see if it's greasy
3. put the sleeve in ur mouth & taste it
4. now gently chew
5. eat the sleeve

[Ben Kearnobi @BenKearns6]

(For the Small Venn Diagram of God Of War and Matt Berry fans) with Ragnarok releasing today here is:
Matt Berry as Kratos

[Seth Skorkowsky @SSkorkowsky]

Behold! The most D&D headline to ever D&D. I've had my doubts about this movie, but having to repeatedly move the release date makes me think it might actually be exactly like D&D.

[JackOats @jackoats]

It's alright everybody, we can call off the hunt. I found him!

[JackOats @jackoats]

Mood

[JackOats @jackoats]

@Terriblerevor No idea. Maybe super fish?

[JackOats @jackoats]

I don't really know much about the characters from Fortnite, but someone should have taken a better look at this before making this a "kids" costume, right?

[JackOats @jackoats]

Lo is in the vehair!

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[JackOats @jackoats]

Snagged this at the thrift store tonight because I'm a patron of the fine arts!

[Urwizards @urwizards]

GIVEAWAY✨🥳

'Black Dragon' hand-painted howlite stone dice set & I will give it for a lucky one! Ends 10/7(winner will be announced in this date)

To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Like & re-tweet this post

Shipping is worldwide. Good luck😉

[Luke @Traest_]

Found this gem over on FB

Credit: Fantasygames (https://t.co/yEUg7fSSaW)

[JackOats @jackoats]

Am I good at golf? Well, it's not like I found this trophy in a clubhouse locker room and quickly took a picture with it before security came by...

[JackOats @jackoats]

I do enjoy a table that's confident enough to wear tights

[Epic DND Memes @epicdndmemes]

#dnd #ttrpg

[JackOats @jackoats]

@moonsanim I'll have to try that, sounds interesting!

[JackOats @jackoats]

I mean, who hasn't mixed ketchup and mayo together and thought "Wow, I just invented a new and totally original sauce!"