Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried
Graham Norton: tell us about the new film
Nosferatu:
Graham: ohh ok don't give anything away. I saw it yesterday and it's a big proper scary horror
Nosferatu:
Graham: very good
Nosferatu: ...I just want to say I love Castaway
Tom Hanks: well how about that, that's sweet