not that jack

muad'dweeb | inventor of Coldstone Eve Boston | impeach, exhume, and symbolically hang Woodrow Wilson

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

This is because we flatten the past into themes and plotlines and memes and narratives, not because complexities weren’t a constant consideration

[Thirty Days To X @XDays]

Louis Lamour once said that people long for the past (being a pioneer, gun fighter, ancient warrior) because, despite the high stakes, every problem and challenge is straightforward.

You always know who or what your problem is, something lost to the complexities of modern day.

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

Fascinated by this guy whose primary mode of engaging with the baseball game is to trace the path of each hit ball with his finger

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

It’s just very funny that all these alpha male/masculinity/red pill guys admire him since, again, his defining characteristic is petulant bitchiness and constant whining.

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@Ruesavatar Bro

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

Philadelphia baseball baby

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

We lost so many good men as a result of what were, in retrospect, preventable blunders in strategy and training

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@stenersonMN How are so many people missing his but here

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@MmePapyraceus Just 12 Eos lip balm eggs

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

Well you went to Cap Hill so I’m not sure what you expected.

There are thousands of pretty, normal women around Seattle and if you can’t find them that’s a skill issue.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.

Here is his report:

Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.

Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.

Seattle? We went 0-for-15.

Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.

At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.

I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.

Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?

[QQ @HeylKatme]

I think $6,700 for one month of work with no professional experience is a really good rate. I also think it’s safe to say that if the production could afford higher rates, they would then instead hire someone who commands higher rates. This is a really good first gig to land imo.

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@Ruesavatar @musestoomuch @QueenofSadSongs This is an infohazard you should not lead with this

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@maggieerogers thanks for what you do

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@kisstheblade_ Arguably that latter bit is an extremely explicit analogue to “I can see where she got her beautiful eyes”

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@cljack a pilgrimage every time I’m in the area

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

Aerospace republic.

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@kisstheblade_ @number_pizza111 Yeah who wants anything but the most firm, snapping sausages in their sausage swallowing contest?

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@rhodeislander @maggieerogers It is simply too good to be true.

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@rhodeislander @maggieerogers This edenic vision is as delusional as it is attractive. No such place exists, and if it did the eldritch old gods would have pulled it into the sea.

[not that jack @jackofspuds]

@rhodeislander @maggieerogers surely this account is operated by ms rogers bc what do you mean my opsec was compromised