Jack Olchawski

Successful office administrator. Frustrated everything else. All typos my own. Perform as @CrookedTeethOX4.

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One is Jonathan Van-Tam, the chair of the UK government's New and Emerging Respiratory Virus Threats Advisory Group, the other is Jonathan Van Ness, from Queer Eye.

Guess who I thought was the special guest to thank my wife’s work for their role in creating the Covid vaccine.

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@irishwolf99 @jhendy_10 Bloody hell why is this making me properly chuckle

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Famously happy band, Eagles

[doomer @uncledoomer]

is the secret to happiness harmonizing with your boys?

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@AScozzari07 @elonmusk Try thinking this way about issues that don’t directly impact you. Nice one.

[Oxford Recycles @Recycle4Oxford]

Fantastic effort by all concerned 👏👏👏👏👏

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@Pirat_Nation Adults

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@Malcolm_Ocean So much better to be honest with yourself and others about your experience and the way you’re feeling, like you have done. Parenting is a fucking endless slog, there’s just no two ways about it. And I say that as someone who loves being a dad. You’re doing amazing.

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@wanyeburkett I wouldn’t say unremarkable garbage at all. I think it’s fair to say their vocals benefit from studio layering and processing, but it’s an electro pop track, so that’s always the case. Also it’s outside, so that’s bound to make it sound uneven and dull. The track sounds decent!

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Not his best gag

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

The great thing about a physical shop is that you can walk in and buy something and then walk out again. They don’t insist you sign up to buy something from them every month for a year.

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@RealTimVine Does Pond5 allow for one off purchases without a subscription?

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@KateEMcCann Kind of demonstrates why Democrats need to head into the Rogansphere den, and Labour need to get onto GB News.

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“Paddington’s near. I feel him.”

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@mattletiss7 I like the bit that underlines absolutely nothing.

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@amarpradhan @mehdirhasan lol you guys are going to anti woke yourselves into an early grave 😅

Listen to the words in the video. That’s not ‘all he’s ever actually said’ at all.

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https://t.co/f0gPktiiwj

Heading on over to Bluesky if anyone fancies giving me a follow!

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@punkfrenchtoast I love brat but this is so true 😅

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@NickdeSemlyen Channel 4 coverage has been unhinged and borne out of a brainstorming session filed by a bong I’m sure of it.

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@katiejoyofosho A bot just liked my old comment which reminded me of this! Hope Covid wasn’t too bad on you in the end. 🙂

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@DanThurot Sounds like you enjoyed Imperium Horizons. Is it compatible with the previous ones? Any idea if the empires are more or less complex? I love Legends but I’d like to try some of the more standard ones from Classics.

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Been there.

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@sowronggames I can’t wait to play this!