Jack Olson

[Jack Olson @jackolson420]

@DEWALTtough am i using these markers wrong or something? Both brand new and dead?

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

[E M M A ✨ K A T H E R I N E @TheEmmapreneur]

🗣️ Not to alarm anyone, but is anyone else concerned about how fucking submissive and cowardly everyone is?

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Stop letting shit slide. Women know exactly what they're doing.

[WILSON @iamw1lsn]

cheating is not an accident. it takes planning, lying, deleting messages, and pretending everything is normal. that’s not a momentary lapse.. it’s a series of deliberate choices.

so when a cheater says they’ll never do it again, what they’re really asking is for you to forget that they’ve already proven they’re capable of it.

believe patterns, not apologies.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

If she’s mean, moody, and defensive outta nowhere… she’s cheating.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Wanting princess treatment knowing you are a hoe is insane.

[sparkey @iBSparkes]

“Semi-jailbreak” makes me immensely sad

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

you can't wife a girl who loves attention from other guys

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

you HAVE TO learn to delay your reaction when people are purposely trying to provoke you

[sea @neverlie]

They called you worse than a murderer if you didn’t get a quickly made vaccine.

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I cannot believe my life lasted long enough for computers to stop being fun.

[dumbass💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

if society is gonna regress this much we should be smoking inside again too

[onion ring @oniunring]

she took the scrub daddy in the divorce

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Smoking the shit that made hamburger get help

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A man is actually supposed to start a family, not join one.