Jack Patterson

There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one. - Greek Proverb

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@Greg_Byrne @AlabamaFTBL Getting in the gates is still awful. People shouldn't need to wait in line 30 minutes to enter, especially as they pass "secondary" metal detectors with workers just chatting and no one going through.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

Paging: EITHER of @tucben28 's followers.

[Chris Peak @PantherLair]

Somebody should tell Ben.tucben that college teams play 12 games now.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@AKinkhabwala Of course the tape also shows the 2nd year 3rd round pick out producing him and him looking like an uber douche at every turn.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@Will_Stanford I'm assuming this was about punting on 4th and 6 inches in the 4th quarter down 3 scores.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@jenpo87 Sup?

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@Greg_Byrne What is the goal for standing in line at the gates. If it is under 30 minutes, your AD is not meeting it.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@GhiniFNPowers @Will_Stanford @APGroover He has 2 kids under 4. You don't.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

People actually elected this person.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There are many little ways in which our electoral system isn’t even designed (nor prepared) for working-class people to lead.

This is one of them (don’t worry btw - we’re working it out!)
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[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

Just ANOTHER reason to hate @E_Reid35 .

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@HughesAllstar17 @largebill68 @Jsinthestalls @MattWhitaker46 @TimTebow An NFL team traded for him 2 days later.

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@APGroover I hope he tears his ACL at LA Fitness.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@huntbowers Parker won, so basically no difference.

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

BREAKING: According to CNN, Kentucky and Indiana have traded states with each other

(pic via @FriddleRick) #ElectionDay

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@ezraklein There is no such thing as a "House popular vote". People are voting for representatives of their districts. Talk about dumb.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@TeanerWiener What in the hell are you taking about?

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@wingoz Todd Gurley did not get $45m guaranteed. How can you possibly not know that?

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@TeanerWiener Yes, he did. No, it doesn't and yes, it does. I'm not sure you watch the games or understand the stats you look up.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

If you send me a spam text to vote for a candidate I will 100% not vote for that candidate.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@TeanerWiener The is no "narrative of changing the stats". Tua has been the better QB. He hasn't lost. He has taken better care of the football. He has taken fewer sacks. You think the media is biased. Tua has 3 games left against defenses as good as KM has faced all year. We will see.

[Jack Patterson @jackpatt10]

@TylerLongshanks @TeanerWiener How is it funny? No one with any credibility should be quoting total yards, especially mid season. However, the B12 still hasn't had good defenses. 2017 the best defense by yards per play was #28 TCU. '16 #48 Baylor. Have to go to '15 to find #15 OU. Still 4 SEC teams ahead.