Jackson Ryan Howell

Catholic 📸🎥

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

It is a Christian tradition that no one who is devoted to Our Lord's Mother is ever lost.

There is a story to the effect that one day, as Our Lord was walking through the courts of heaven, He saw some souls who seemed to have won heaven quite easily.

"Peter," He asked, "how did these souls gain entry into my kingdom?"

Peter answered: "Don't blame me, Lord; every time I close a door, Your Mother opens a window."

@FultonSheen

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Me yelling “pick a direction!” at a squirrel in the road is probably exactly how God feels watching me make a decision.

[Carson Cunningham @Carson_OKC]

Will OSU’s offense be this bad all season? Probably not.

Will Mestemaker play a lot better? Probably so.

Will the offensive line improve? Probably not.

Will they win 10 games? Definitely not.

Was that one of the most deflating, shocking letdowns in school history? YES.

[Fr. Kelly Edwards @kelly_o_edwards]

The best leaders learn from embarrassments and failures and become better for it. I hope Eric Morris is one of those. #okstatefootball

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

September will feel like this

[Tactical Nuclear Patrick @TacticalNukachu]

All you turtles bless the LORD. Praise and exalt him above all forever

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

Gordon Lightfoot has already definitively written on the Lake America vs Lake Ontario debate and I won't hear anything else about it

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

>Become Pope
>hit he lake in a pontoon boat

Total midwestern cultural victory

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

@WhiteHouse Y'all actually suck so much.

[Ed. Condon @canonlawyered]

I said in the newsletter Friday that Dolly Parton was one of only two people I could think of who could serve as American monarch by universal consensus.

She should be given a state funeral.

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Harristotle @Its_Harristotle]

That first solid cold front of fall is gonna hit like crack man…

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

We are very much back

[Mads @europemaxxed]

26-year-olds who were 25 in 2025 reading this:

[Jackson Ryan Howell @jackryanhowell]

@kelly_o_edwards Count me in!

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Okay so let her narrate it, boom problem solved

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

Last night I actually was in the chipotle app looking at the high protein options and totally independent of the discourse thought, “$17 for a burrito?!”

[Cowboy @COWBS]

Babe wake up they got Jimothy cakes at the grocery store.

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

When Pope Leo does eventually visit the United States, I'd love to see him do a sort of "U.S. Blesseds" tour through Detroit, Peoria, and Oklahoma City, visiting the tombs of Solanus Casey, Fulton Sheen, and Stanley Rother.

https://t.co/8Y37qkeSrR