Kermit thee stallion

Never caught pollacking

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

I'm going insane. The apostrophe is literally pointing the wrong way! Who approved this??

[Haley Stevens @HaleyforMI]

Hot off the press!

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

@ChiPencilPshr I can't tell for sure but DC might also be in Red. If so, that's the only other location in Red where I'm willing to live

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Blue would be the most educated, free, and prosperous society in human history; red would have the standard of living of, very generously, Slovakia

[Wisconsin First @wiscofirst]

This is a litmus test: in which hypothetical country would you rather live?

I’d personally rather live in blue.

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

@AbiShuuwi *waving around a muffler* you people love this shit, don't you

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

What if Batman and Spider-Man were my friends? What if they got in a fight and I had to pick a side? Would the other one stop inviting me to his birthday party? How do we move forward?

[Mink in a Sink @GenoBambino1975]

What if Trump comes out tonight with receipts proving 2020 was a stolen election? Would we not be in a Constitutional crisis? We would have at least three lligimate Senators, and one illigimate Supreme Court Justice plus numerous in the lower courts. How do we move forward?

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Hmm ngl, the sweet barbecue scent of the wildfire smoke is actually quite pleasant. If this what #smoking feels like I might have to take up #smoking. #smoking

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Driving to work today I saw an 18-wheeler with a Thin Blue Line Flag style bumper sticker, but for "transportation workers". We're really stretching the concept here guys

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

In a world where everyone - seniors, teachers, lower middle class, first responders - is demanding tax exemptions previously reserved only for the troops, we must conclude that medium-high income w2 renters are the real troops.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

spoke to a new york city high income w2 renter in a mixed income building, just wanted to salute him and shake his hand for his contribution to the tax base

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Back in my day you would just volunteer for one of the charities!

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

New development in the college app rat race: kids (i.e. their parents) are now "founding" "nonprofit organizations" whose only activity is....raising pitiful amounts of money for actual nonprofit charities

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Correction: soccer is entertaining for a handful of 5-second snippets of the game and then it's boring again

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Soccer is boring. Sorry

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

@sam_d_1995 I mean have you considered brooklyn bridge two brick buildings between old red brick see bridge? Cool bridge between buildings only need see?

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Unfortunately I have been to this restaurant, one of maybe four buildings in Metamora Township, Michigan, and can report that the food absolutely slaps

[🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩🇭🇹🇳🇬🔻☭Long Live James Connolly @tnega74]

The petite bourgeoisie are not okay...

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Pro tip: their articles on natural park disasters make for excellent bedtime wikipedia reading

[New York Post @nypost]

Yellowstone visitor flung into the air by bison identified as grandfather who immediately laughed it off https://t.co/RAnIcSLCLF

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

*guy who drinks a lot of amber ale* they call me a fossilized prehistoric bug the way I'm trapped in that amber

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Tired: white boys who say inshallah
Wired: white boys who say yallah

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

@antonio_dmraa @SpecialPuppy1 Look how they massakirked my boy

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Used to be your union, your church, your local Rotary Club etc. helped you process feeling alienated by a rapidly changing world. Sometimes healthily, sometimes not.

But now it's a far-right party paying someone in another country to show you this image 10,000 times

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

Orthogonal to this, but of the ways social media is imo net negative for society, it has made it easier for the right to propagandize around liberalism's failure to fulfill people's psychological needs - despite the right's lack of their own answer and liberalism's many successes

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

We mostly know what creates human happiness, or at least we know what tends to. Log GDP per capita, social support and community, health-years life expectancy, economic security and opportunity, freedom in important personal choices, low perceived corruption, high social trust, physical safety, employment and housing security, and work-life balance.

What's far less clear, in many cases, is *how to create these things.* And that's where I think critiques of liberalism have, basically without exception, fallen flat. Yes, it's all well and good to critique liberalism's failings. And there are failings. But no one, basically without exception, has ever figured out a superior system.

There have been many attempts! But none of the alternatives have demonstrated superiority. At best, you get a different set of tradeoffs, and mostly you get just an objectively worse outcome. The best countries in the most objective measures of happiness we have *are still the liberal democracies.*

[Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack]

For someone who apparently hates Chinese people she sure is patronizing a Chinese restaurant in this ad

[MidwestDem 🌽 @NE02Dem]

This ad is absolutely insane. Marsha Blackburn crumbles a handful of fortune cookies while the narrator declares "Marsha Blackburn will hunt down every communist."