Jack Safar

Ex-Seattlite, Husband 🏳️‍🌈, Wire Fox Terrier Dad, Traveler, Mexican Food Aficionado. I do all my own stunts. He/Him/His

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

The constitution of Iowa requires that a person be a resident of the state for at least two years prior before they can be elected as Governor.

This leaves Democrat Rob Sand as the only eligible candidate on the ballot.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Votes Received:

- Graham Platner: 83,785

- GOP Gov Candidates COMBINED: 61,148

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@CheyCab I agree, he just hits differently—

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Susan Collins 30 years ago: “I’ve pledged that if I’m elected I will only serve two terms. 12 years is long enough to be in public service.”

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@hansenry @BrennanSpark @Rivian Which variant of the R1S do you have? 👀

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@hansenry @Rivian Ooo they have one here?

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@DjsAviation RUH-MSP

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@CheyCab So true—

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@WhiteHouse Not outstanding, just so so.

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@NortonMpls @AngieCraigMN needs to just sit down. I used to be a fan of hers but that’s waned majorly. @LtGovFlanagan has this.

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@realJoelFischer Land doesn’t vote people do you moron.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

The sickest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.99 in just two months is that Donald Trump is mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein Files.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Happy Pride Month to all my friends and followers in the LGBTQ/Two-Spirit community.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

The people of the Twin Cities win the JFK Profile in Courage award. Thanks to Amb. Caroline Kennedy for the amazing evening and Yusuf, Carolina, Zena & Natalie who accepted the award and represented our State so well at the ceremony! ❤️

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Hunter Biden is absolutely cooking these losers

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@GunderzT @mngop @KendallQuallsMN @LisaDemuthMN Nope. She’s a loser just like him. The MN GOP is a total clown show, from the leadership down.

[Jack Safar @jacksafar]

@mnwxguy @mngop Hopefully he will slither away and take Tafoya with him.