fuck off elon

I’m trying to make films he/him

[fuck off elon @jacksbarron]

New showreel just dropped

[A beautiful tree, @holzawn]

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

🚨 Sunderland v Newcastle in the Third Round of the FA CUP!

#EmiratesFACup | @SunderlandAFC | @NUFC

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I know there are plenty of people following me who won’t be aware of the ridiculousness of this story, so here you go…

13 years ago, a Palace team in the grips of administration played Premier League Wolves in an FA Cup replay at Selhurst Park, Neil Warnock put right-back Danny Butterfield up front because his wife Sharon had dreamt the night before that our right-back would score the winner.

Butterfield went on to score a perfect hat-trick in just 6 minutes and 48 seconds; we won the game 3-1.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Keir Starmer backing the collective punishment of 2 million people, half of whom are children.

[Lou Calvey @LouCalvey]

Just Stop Oil peaceful protestors are beaten in the street, arrested, prosecuted, vilified in the media.

Meanwhile anti ULEZ ‘Blade runners’ are chopping down pedestrian crossings & there’s no squeak of outrage.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Manchester United's leadership team has been told that Mason Greenwood is coming back to the club.

#MUFC say no final decision has been made.

However they justify it, they will never find the right words to explain away what many of us saw & heard.

📝 @SarahShepSport

[Live Boston 617 (Archived) @LiveBoston617]

Boston, MA - A Boston Police officer sustained a head injury after a mishap at a playground on Congress St downtown. Boston EMS treated the officer.

[fuck off elon @jacksbarron]

terrible times

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Jordan Henderson joins Al Ettifaq on 3 year contract — official, confirmed 🇸🇦

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Jordan Henderson joins Al Ettifaq on 3 year contract — official, confirmed 🇸🇦

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

✊ We are delighted to announce that an agreement has been reached with Birmingham City for the transfer of Jobe Bellingham.

#SAFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Understand Sunderland are set to sign Jobe Bellingham, here we go! 🚨⚪️🔴 #SAFC

Born in 2005, Jude’s brother says yes to club project as best step — deal has been agreed on £3m fee to Birmingham City.

Bellingham will travel to Sunderland for medical tests in the next 10 days.

[Jacob 🏳️‍🌈 @OhHeyJacob]

What actually happened VS what the BBC aired. Tell me again how the BBC is unbiased? Why have they cut that out? @siobhni @scottygb

[Samira Sawlani @samirasawlani]

A misleading tweet was broadcast thousands of times- saying, the ex-wife of footballer Achraf Hakimi tried to seize his fortune, but Hakimi had already put everything 'under the name of his mum'. His fans rejoiced, except ... it's all fake.

https://t.co/ZdsKfuk68D

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

this is suuuuuuch an accurate representation of English flirting which is hardly ever captured in film

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Scenes.

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

We’re ready to keep going until the Government ends new oil and gas.

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

BREAKING: Germany has just announced UNLIMITED public transport anywhere in the country will cost just £1.40 PER DAY.

Officials say the policy is aimed at cutting CO2 emissions and helping with the cost of living.

Anyone else think our government should do something similar?

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Use of the N-word on Twitter reportedly jumped by almost 500% after Elon Musk's takeover

(via @washingtonpost)