mr reasonable

LUFC. Rationalist, pragmatist and non-political. Prepared to give an honest opinion. Loves quoting clever people from the past.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Burnley’s first training session:

[MaxC @ColeFusionHQ]

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became
Mumblebee.

what's the best nickname you've ever heard

[mr reasonable @jackson5929]

@ConorMcGilligxn Gyllfi Einarsson hands down

[Ruth Durie @RuthDurie]

At least the Beatles knew how to defend a free kick properly 🤣🤣

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Marriage Tip:
Every time you talk to your wife your brain should remember that this conversation is being recorded for training and quality purposes.
Anything you say can and will be used for reference in the future.

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

The new 🦇 Batman film 🎥 looks shite ☹️

[Adam Driver @AJDriver]

Elland Road graffiti.
Makes you proud.
#leeds #ellandroad

[mr reasonable @jackson5929]

@TheCinesthetic The Graduate

[mr reasonable @jackson5929]

@TheCinesthetic Saturday night fever and Risky Business

[kevin martin @seatedskydiver]

About Right 😂😂

[Jo 💕🛍💅💋🩵 @Jo2901TF]

🤭

[Can Vardar @icanvardar]

americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said “let’s make that 32”

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

There is no way a horse drew this.

its a photograph.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

dad pranks daughter during first driving lesson

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

I can’t stop laughing.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I hope you all remembered to put your Mums forward an hour this morning.

[ꜱɪʀ ꜰʀᴇᴅ ʙᴏʏᴄᴏᴛᴛ @FredBoycott]

I've signed an executive order...

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

They came back with a warrant.

[mr reasonable @jackson5929]

@bryan_johnson @talmagejohnson_ This is some kind of sleeper cell activation code, right..?

[mr reasonable @jackson5929]

@apopey Thought we did enough, which is what I think Farke wanted from this game. It’s a long season with promotion the priority and I don’t think he wants players burning energy and risking injury in a non priority game.