jaxon

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

christopher nolan cut the lotus flower eaters because he knew nothing could ever top the percy jackson casino scene

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

If thats yo girl why she heart my Teams message

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

bullseye caught me lacking at ace hardware 😭🥀✌️

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

fake anxious people real quiet when real #NailBiters come around...

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

I am spiritually millennial in that I find gifs to be the superior form of communication

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

The casinos put gambling in the water to make you gamble more

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

Yeah I support small businesses ... ever heard of the CASINO??

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Texas A&M joined the SEC in 2012. Lionel Messi is playing at Kyle Field before Georgia

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

mandalorian and glup shitto is good if you like watching slugs fight

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

- go to casino
- $30 shake shack lunch
- lose $200
- lose 200 more dollars
- order $30 uber to airport
- leave

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

@noah_noah_17 it's a rorschach test there are no wrong answers

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

when your ____ all _______ _______

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Giving my cat 25 shots so it can live 125 million years

[🕸️ @recreatings]

someone tell James Gunn we have a generational Reverse Flash casting right here

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

I play fast and loose with data analysis. Don't expect me to QA or debug any of my shit to make sure its working right and I will not abide by any best practices. I'm the young gun and I will act as such.

[jaxon @jackson_C26]

got absolutely nerd mogged by the cashier at the comic shop