Jackson Norton

2023 Fantasy Football Champion • 2022 Fantasy Football Co-Champion

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Might just start a thread of songs that go absolutely bonkers

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Tim Weah more like Tim Stay-ah on the bench haha amiright

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

@PardonMyTake Ronaldo more Done-aldo bc that guy is done haha get it

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Ok dork chill jesus

[U.S. Interior Press @interiorpress47]

The advanced nanobubbler technology very effectively killed the algae that has plagued every Lincoln Reflecting Pool reopening—most infamously Obama's reopening—since 1922.

The Reflecting Pool water is crystal clear, and our National Park Service team is now vacuuming up the dead algae resting on the bottom of some parts of the Reflecting Pool—just like the destroyed Iranian Navy resting on the bottom of the Persian Gulf.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

WAIT FOR IT ⚽⚽⚽

This is the reaction from fans of DR Congo when their team scored a tying goal against Cristiano Ronaldo and Portugal at in World Cup action at Houston Stadium today.

Game recap: https://t.co/yCeub3G5GN

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

World Cup is like a gateway drug for us Google Earthers. I’m discovering places I didn’t even know existed

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

@BarstoolBigCat crank sounds like Hank’s breaking moos

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

On the White House lawn

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

“Michelle Obama is a man.”

-Josh Hokit after knocking out Derrick Lewis at the White House:

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

MASCOT MASHUP IS BACK BABY

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

This game is stupid dude

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Come back home to Cullowhee, brother

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Western Carolina transfer QB Taron Dickens has decommitted from North Carolina, @InsideCarolina reports.

Dickens passed for 3,508 yards, 38 touchdowns and 2 interceptions this season.

https://t.co/Dsfzk9sgSU

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

@mid_madness @MaacTheft It is and it is BREATHTAKING

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

@PortlandSeaDogs nightmare fuel

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Have to get an apostrophe in there

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Brutal dude

[New York Post @nypost]

Dianna Russini and married Mike Vrabel caught kissing at NYC bar in bombshell new photos — taken 6 years before scandal https://t.co/WIPOoGKAWF

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

This could be the most aggressive dick riding I have ever seen

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

I truly can’t believe we have some Manosphere ass dork running the White House Account

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

LOCKED IN MODE: ACTIVATED 🇺🇸🔥

It’s Monday. No excuses. Just wins. 🦅

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

There is a population the size of Toledo taking up real estate in this guys brain

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

I need that Jason Day jacket

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Imagine sending the kiddos to school with one of these bad boys

[Jackson Norton @jacksonrnorton]

Launch Chris Ballard into the sun and then nuke the sun

[Justin Aufiero @JustinRTBColts]

Former Colts TE Eric Ebron claims that Chris Ballard gave Andrew Luck an ultimatum that may have pushed him to retire… how is nobody talking about this?!

It’s just one claim from one guy, but this is DAMNING on Chris Ballard if true.

Tbh, someone oughta ask him about this.