Cracker Jack

TAMU Alum C/O ‘22 | Mady♥️

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

How it feels defending Marcel Reed and CJ Stroud as my QBs

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

80% voting yes to this poll is proof that neither political party represents its constituents.

Elon stating this exact figure in the poll itself, before seeing results, is proof they already know this and don’t care.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

You’re talking about WORK HORSES VERSUS SHOW HORSES..

YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT THE UNDERDOG VERSUS THE EXPECTED..

YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT TEXAS A&M BEATING TEXAS..

TEXAS A&M GETS TO THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP

#CollegeGameDay

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency.

Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know!

We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb spending of your tax dollars. This will be both extremely tragic and extremely entertaining 🤣🤣

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Here's how Ashton Jeanty stacks up against the last three RB Heisman winners 🏆👀

Is he next?

@BroncoSportsFB | @markingramII

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

Should’ve made it TU

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The SEC Has Officially Designated Tennessee as the Real 'UT', Texas 'TEX' https://t.co/qr93w786Nd

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

ANGEL REESE WITH THE FASTBREAK DUNK 🔥🔥🔥

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

@Cole_KnowsBall

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For the people of Earth

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

AB is having a generational run with these posts #CTESPN

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

@Cole_KnowsBall No. This isn’t even the most lopsided trade in Texans history. Bill O’Brien took the cake on that one when he traded DHop for a paper clip and a piece of string.

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

@Cole_KnowsBall Easy. Stand there flat footed and let the ball carrier truck you and just hold on for dear life.

You could also politely ask the ball carrier to take a knee so you can down him by contact.

Not hard Cole, defenses need to learn to evolve to protect the players.

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Welcome to The Show, Stephen Kolek!

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

Kung Fu Panda 3 was way underrated.

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

@Cole_KnowsBall TAMU was about 2/3rds that for me before any scholarship/aid. I had a great rent situation though. Also, online pdf of books can save you like 2k a semester.

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

First Toriyama now Pigcasso. Idk where to go from here.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Legendary painter, Pigcasso, has died aged 8.

He generated over $1m from his paintings

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘DRAGON BALL’ creator Akira Toriyama has sadly passed away at the age of 68.

[Cracker Jack @jacksonwashburn]

Delayed Karma

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

Pick One:

1. Defensive Holding
2. Pass Interference
3. Late Hit