Richard Jacks

Senior software dev manager at IBM. Late starting runner and boot camper. Whiteley parkrun Run Director. Disney fan. Love turning left on planes for less.

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@almurray Maybe it’s a cunning plan to get the world to disarm by leading by example. And I mean cunning plan in the true Baldrick sense of the phrase.

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@McFranchisee @McDonalds $20,000

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@AndiDurrant Just listened to the first half of the show. 2002 has its work cut out to beat that. Had forgotten how good 94 was.

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@cjsnowdon Based on how South Western is going I’m sure it will be amazing. On the plus side at least delay repay is easy enough for all of my time that has been wasted recently.

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@dresserman I always think it’s a bit cheeky doing this against a branded item vs Tesco own brand. Lidl would still be £1 cheaper but this comparison feels disingenuous

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@v_j_freeman I really do not want to live in a country made up of a government of that group of people. Would be an absolute disastrous mess of policies.

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@Daniel_Sugarman

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@TheSimonEvansX The magistrate had some fun with it. Left a just long enough pause between “given the serious nature I have no choice but” and “to give you 6 points and a fine” to instill the right level of dread. The sense of relief when I realised he had finished was immense!

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@HBrubanter In my defence, I’ve only ever done that journey in the dark and it feels like something my brain would try hard not to remember.

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@HBrubanter My train travel has always been up and down the east coast so have not enjoyed the pleasure. Closest I have got is the M6.

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@ropedropchris Go retro. Put ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter back. Time to terrify all the kids again.

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southampton and middlesbrough still having to play each other in the championship next season is the funniest outcome this whole situation could’ve had

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@ATRightMovies I know it was an expensive film but they spent all of about 50p on this particularly terrible bit of CGI

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@John_Stepek @v_j_freeman Well that’s like a red rag to a bull. I couldn’t help myself and it’s all your fault! Of course it led to this…

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@thesundaysport @MisanthropeGirl Come for the sex arses. Stay for the biting political commentary!

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@MisanthropeGirl They’re going to belligerently fail to learn it though

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@v_j_freeman Pretty much sums up their whole approach. Spend ages talking about how important growth is before taxing business into oblivion

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@AndiDurrant You had me at Insanity. Much prefer 91 this time round.