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Be kind, rewind

[jack @jackstenerson]

I wish I could like La Croix, I really do. It's just hard to because it's so damn terrible.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Andor' creator Tony Gilroy's Peabody Awards Acceptance Speech:

“We spent six years contemplating a fascist takeover of a galaxy far, far away. Six years thinking about what happens to ordinary beings when an authoritarian, insane, unchecked regime comes into the deal, and the show is really kind of what we learned"

“If you’re not willing to fight for the things that you love, your family, community, your culture, your planet, your truth, freedom, there’s an asshole ready to come in and take it away. We learned that bravery and sacrifice and resistance comes in all shapes and sizes, and we learned that courage is contagious"

“There’s so much is happening, it’s a fire hose of crap that you just can’t get through. And here we are. There isn’t a new cycle that goes by right now that doesn’t contain a variety of outrages that in any other time in our history in America wouldn’t be grounds for treason"

“Please do not stop. Please do not turn out the lights until we can kill this nightmare… and fuck the Empire!”

(via @Variety)

[kc @broken_sonnets]

Billions must read these gospels from the bible

[jack @jackstenerson]

God damn this shit fucking rocks. It also hits way harder after Andor.

[jack @jackstenerson]

@samyaywest Happy birthday to you too!

[jack @jackstenerson]

@blitzjb7 @SleeperVikings @AlbertBreer This guy fucking hates Mary Tyler Moore

[jack @jackstenerson]

@TSoS_ Same with putting Rey back in her TFA outfit in TROS just so they could shoehorn in old Leia footage.

[jack @jackstenerson]

@RealEmirHan There is a zero percent chance this is true

[jack @jackstenerson]

In the van, moving. #stoked

[jack @jackstenerson]

@NortonMpls I live about a block from this and would still love to have something like this in our neighborhood. My only wish would be for the facade to be more traditional instead of this dated look.
They should also fill the K Mart lot with these on both sides of the new Nicollet.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Donald Trump raped a 13 year-old child. She bit him on the penis. He punched her in the face. The FBI found the young child's story to be credible. Never stop talking about this. We cannot allow these criminals to normalize child rape.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

[jack @jackstenerson]

This is one of those photos kids in 50 years will see in textbooks, much like the photos we saw of the civil rights movement of the 60s.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The KKK is alive and well in Tennessee. The Sargeant of Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.
FUCKING SHAMEFUL!

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Susan Collins’ charade is over.

Betraying the voters who’ve delivered mandate for change after mandate for change is disqualifying from the role of United States Senator.

Our new ad ⬇️

[kendall @superiorsantina]

the biggest enshittification that ive seen post-2020 is every customer-facing job running off a skeleton crew cause every company realized that they can *technically* survive off of it and increase their profits in the process

[jack @jackstenerson]

@historyinmemes This is the THIRD TIME I’ve had to correct this misinformation online. There is zero evidence or interviews that say he smoked weed before this. Drew simply messed up and the rest of the cast played off it. Plus Colin’s “meow” was a callback to a previous sketch.
This is untrue.

[Midwest Passenger Rail Association @MidwesternPRA]

At 4 round trips daily, the proposed Northern Lights Express between Duluth and Minneapolis would carry over 700,000 passengers annually, while also allowing people to get to & from Duluth without driving while being faster. Seems like a no brainer to me.

[jack @jackstenerson]

@Cat_the_worm I’ve never downloaded an app so fast

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Congrats to Graham Platner, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Maine. He's surging by taking on the billionaire class and fighting for working families.

Americans are tired of status quo politics. They want REAL change and that's what Graham will deliver.

[jack @jackstenerson]

@vincempls At this point it should probably just be converted to apartments or condos. Keep the tower/Marriott/Fogo/Toms and redo the whole east half of the block.

[jack @jackstenerson]

This is so interesting. Burgum has never had a poker face so you can tell he doesn’t actually believe what he is saying.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BURGUM: Understand -- there are times in North Dakota when the wind does not blow and the sun doesn't shine

KING: Of course. That's where batteries come in