Jack Strong

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

*slams toilet shut until 2027*

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

Movie trailers used to be all bwow but now they’re all plink

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

Strobes are the cuttin onions of lights

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

I miss the olden days, back when you could light a match on anything

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

@bosxe Don’t mess with the Bohan

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

Why are they called a photographer’s assistant and not ancillary adams?

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

🎶 A little dish-y
Called Steak Diaaane 🎶

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

Oh you like Suicidal Tendencies? Name one hat

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

A show where a maverick cop grosses out criminals called Burps on Perps

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

Pork is just if chicken was beef

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

Soup is just an oversauced dish

[Matt Duss @mattduss]

So anyway let's try and not do that again.

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

My roommate and I coming home from a walk

[Justin Russo @FlyByKnite]

Bless you, Bill Nye.

[Matt McInerney @mattmc]

I'm now officially in the horse naming game.

https://t.co/U6KxQTGJ9I

[Jack Strong @jackstrongish]

Cartalk Karaoke

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

so her logic is that paying people more money is bad, because people want to earn more money, so if you pay them more money like they want, they won't want it anymore because it's more money. great. airtight.

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

@VicBergerIV Struggling to get through "The Entertainer"